Book Eight
A Maximum Ride poem
After the years and years of reading
I've never ever felt this way when I read you
After I read that book eight was the last one
I exclaimed, "What the crap is this crap"
And I started to wonder what would happen there
Will James Patterson become too lazy to write
What if it was possible that Max had a son
Or Gazzy finally found "the one"
Maybe Nudge would kill her herself
Wouldn't the fans want to find these secrets not told
That James Patterson was just too lazy to write
What if it was possible if Fang married Max
Or Dylan hooked up with Max II
Or the little buggers called Erasers rose from the dead
Please come soon book eight
Please come soon book eight
Will Doomsday succeed in the end
In wiping all humanity out of the world
Or will Angel be a cyborg and wipe out the Flock
So many possibilities that could be told
But we all know that the last is fiction gold
I want Patterson to say that Ari comes back
And Fang will stop wearing black
I want Patterson to say that The Final Warning was crap
'Cause we all know it was crap
I want Patterson to confess that book eight will be split into parts
And that the School will be torn apart
I want Patterson to say that we will have more books
A/N: Okay, this is my first time with a Maximum Ride poem. Please, please, please review!
