Book Eight

A Maximum Ride poem

After the years and years of reading

I've never ever felt this way when I read you

After I read that book eight was the last one

I exclaimed, "What the crap is this crap"

And I started to wonder what would happen there

Will James Patterson become too lazy to write

What if it was possible that Max had a son

Or Gazzy finally found "the one"

Maybe Nudge would kill her herself

Wouldn't the fans want to find these secrets not told

That James Patterson was just too lazy to write

What if it was possible if Fang married Max

Or Dylan hooked up with Max II

Or the little buggers called Erasers rose from the dead

Please come soon book eight

Please come soon book eight

Will Doomsday succeed in the end

In wiping all humanity out of the world

Or will Angel be a cyborg and wipe out the Flock

So many possibilities that could be told

But we all know that the last is fiction gold

I want Patterson to say that Ari comes back

And Fang will stop wearing black

I want Patterson to say that The Final Warning was crap

'Cause we all know it was crap

I want Patterson to confess that book eight will be split into parts

And that the School will be torn apart

I want Patterson to say that we will have more books

A/N: Okay, this is my first time with a Maximum Ride poem. Please, please, please review!