Ohohoho! The Epitome of Eccentricity has returned! This time, I give you all a parody about the cliché!Character thing that has been going on. I've never understood it, so here's a parody for it!
Gennin!Naruto stood in front of Hokage!Tsunade along with Kakashi, Sakura, and surprisingly, Sasuke was there too, for some strange reason, which he said was, "I suddenly had a change of heart. I wish to be a Konoha ninja for now and forever, for no other reason than because the author is a douche bag writing this fiction." Not surprisingly, everyone looked at him oddly, except for Sakura, who decided to become Fangirl!Sakura, and squeal like Banshee!Sakura is prone to doing.
"Ok! Now that everyone is here, I have an announcement to make. Jounin!Kakashi, I am promoting you to Mangekyou-User!Kakashi. Gennin!Naruto, you are now Sage!Naruto. Fangirl!Sakura, you are now Apprentice!Sakura. Traitor!Sasuke, you are now Emo-Duck-Boy!Sasuke…" Tsunade announced, only beginning in her sudden cliché changes.
Suddenly, Sage!Naruto decided to speak up, "Baa-chan!Tsunade, why do our titles have a ! in them?" Thus, Sage!Naruto just became 4th-wall-breaking!Naruto.
"Well, Sage!Naruto, the reason is that some idiot out there decided that spaces were over!rated, and that exclamation marks should replace them. Now, every sentence has to be spoken like this: I!am!now4th-wall-breaking!Tsunade.!I!do!not!like!our!new!spaces!but!it!is!in!the!demand!of!the!viewers!sadly." 4th-wall-breaking!Naruto had enough of this.
"NOOOOOOOO!" 4th-wall-breaking!Naruto yelled as he became Kyuubified!Naruto. He apperantly did not like what was happening to life, the universe and everything because of some crazy-ass!Author decided spaces were over!rated. Thus, Kyuubified!Naruto obliterated all of the Fannonverse!Naruto worlds, thus ending . Poor, poor Destroyer!Naruto.
