I don't own Man in any way, shape or form. Just a fan of the series.
This is the second fanfic in my 10 Foolproof Ways series. The first one being 10 Not so Foolproof Ways to Get Kakashi's Mask Off from the Naruto fandom. This is my third story dedicated to D. Grey Man. Enjoy, read and review always! ~Nonumaru
Edited: 6/9/14
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It was always around Mid-January when the gang of exorcists got back together again at the Black Order after a round of tiring missions. Of course even Komui, stuck up in his office all day amid cobwebs and reams of unread papers, knew it was to cold for any fighter, no matter the caliber, to go on a mission.
So, on one frosty morning, a cheery group of three, sat upon their usual wooden benches and table eating breakfast. Allen's plates were piled so high with sustenance, neither Lavi, who was sitting next to him, nor Lenalee could see his pale face. Nothing was out of the ordinary. Well… except for the devil horns coming out of a certain albino's head.
"Hehe! I will get him back for throwing that Christmas tree on me, I swear it!" By then, Allen's eyes were slits and he was growing a spiked tail. "Right Lavi?" He turned to his fellow partner in crime, a sickening smile on his face.
The normally jovial redhead cowered down in fear. "I think you are taking this waaaay to seriously," Lavi explained, waving his hands frantically in front of his face. His voice became many pitches higher than any girls. "You know I like a good joke, but do you have a death wish?"
"ENOUGH!" Lenalee screeched.
They never knew how, but she always seemed to have her clipboard always in the right place at the right time. That, and it had grown 10 inches in width to be able to his their heads simultaneously.
"We will compromise," she concluded, and sat back down. Both boys had their heads facing the table still, looking down at the food presented to them as if it were the most interesting thing on the face of the earth.
"Personally, I think Kanda needs a taste of his own medicine."
Out of her innocence boots, Lenalee drew out a piece of paper and a pen. "We have ten days left of break," she continued. "Each day we will do something to get at his nerves, so by the time we're done, he will have to apologize to you Allen. Also, Lavi, I believe this will be just as fun for you as well, so stop complaining."
The redhead pouted for a moment, then clasped his hands together in glee. Grinning creepily he said, "Why thank you mother Lenalady!" Then he stood up, taking a bow for no discernible reason.
She was as red as a ripe tomato. "S-shut up! I'm not your mother! But you guys do need some guidance once in a while." She averted her eyes. "Being careless boys and all…"
Lavi adding insult to injury, stuck out a finger to point saying, "Well you sure act like one. You give us candy a-and walk us to the training grounds a-and-"
Before the 'idiot rabbit' could progress any further, Allen interrupted, "Wait. Are Miranda and Krory going to help out too?"
"Only if they want to. You can ask them," Lenalee said, twirling with a stray strand of hair from her bob that had just begun to grow back. "So Lavi, got any bright ideas?"
"Well since you were so inclined to ask; it starts out with one word… Soba."
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1)Tell me what you think of this please! Is it shit? Good? I'd like to know. Thanks peeps!
2) For those of you who haven't read my stories before, I am really fond of saying what I'm listening to while writing. Music is a huge part of my life since I play the piano and cello. During this chapter I listened to T.G.I.F. by Katy Peary, Down by The Birthday Massacre and Stacy's Mom by Bowling for Soup.
