The Blue Pair

Warning : OOC, Don't Like Don't Read, Mystogan x Levy Mcgarden, no flame, i make it random, absurd, etc.

Fairy Tail is not mine.

English is my second lenguage.

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Saturday, in the rented house...

"What is this!?" she souted.

"A strange cuisine of course. You asked me to make it. So i make it for you," he said calmly, "What's your problem?" and smile at her.

"You ask what's my problem? Of course this is my problem! You make a ... strange cuisine? For my breakfast?" she pointed at the strange cuisine.

"You asked me to make it before."

"Are you crazy!?" the blue haired boy try to explain. "No, i'm not. Levy, you asked me to make that-"

"-But it just a joke! Arrgh.. How idiot you are.." the blue haired girl, named Levy, kicked his leg. The blue haired man hissed quietly, "How rough. There's no man out there who want to marry you if you like this." Levy rolled her eyes."Hump! I can't eat this! It's not tasty," he just chuckled, "What?"

"You are so cute when you mad like that" That words makes Levy blushed. "You.. a sick person, Idiot Mystogan!"

"Hahaha! I ? Sick? You know that this morning i got headache? You know me so well, huh?" she ruffled her own hair. "Arrgh! Excelent. You spoil my appetite!" he laugh again, "Why-are-you-laughing?"

"You ask? Idiot. Of course because you are funny!"

The girl sighed, "Tomorrow, i'll kill you!"

She walked into her bedroom quietly. He chuckled. She has said like that for a hundred times to him. "How cute. Haha!"

"He was crazy! Sick person! Why i rented this house with him?" Levy drop her body on her sleeping bed. She looked at a handphone beside her. Mystogan's hand phone. It was shimmy. 'Why his hand phone here?' she think. "How idiot." Levy reads Mystogan's mail, "Ng?"She blushed when she read the newest mail. But . . . He got a headache, right? She don't know he got real headache or not, but, maybe she got a naughty idea...

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"How strange.." Mystogan rummage his cupboard, "Where's my hand phone?" After several minutes, he close back his cupboard. He was send a fad mail to his friend, Natsu, before... He be sure that Natsu will reply his mail. With a strange answer, of course. He won't Levy read it.

His fad mail to Natsu :

Oi, have you ever kiss Lucy before?

He surmise that Natsu will reply his mail like : 'Of course! Lucy was sooo cute when she blushing. Why don't you kiss Levy too?' or 'Yeah! Haha! You want to ask me how to kiss a girl? You wanna kiss Levy, huh?''

"Freak. Why i mail him? Maybe this headache make me do that.." not just headache.. he got a bad fever now.. He can feel small hands hugged him from behind. "You-want-to-kiss-what-, huh!?" it was her voice! 'She read my mail?' he assume that his surmise about Natsu's answer was right.

Levy push him slightly until he lie down on the bed. It's easy to do it. He doesn't have too much energy to resist. She was on top of him now. She lick his right ear, tease him. It was his sensitive point. He crock up. "You are so cute huh, Mystogan?"

"Vengeance?" he remember that he often tease Levy. But not like this! He just little insulting Levy. By his word and little fad.

Levy smirked at him. "Yeah. But i always can resist, right? Now, i'll make you can't do what i always do when someone tease me.."

"You are very sneaky huh, Le- mnngh!?" she kissed him roughly, He trying to escape, but it was useless. Levy want to explore his mouth, she don't know why. But he won't open his mouth. Levy bite his lower lip. And succesfully, he opened his mouth. Levy explore his mouth roughly. 'Oi, i am a man, right?' he think. But he can't resist. He is too weak now.

Because they must inhale oxygen, Levy broke their kiss, "You looks better when you act like that, Mysto-chan~"

Mystogan inflated his cheek. "Inverted."

"What?"

"Inverted! Necessarily, who explore the mouth when kissing is the man. Not like what we do before!"

"But you like it, Mystogan.." she teased.

"Ugh.." he turn his red face.

"You got a fever now?" she ask. "Yeah.."

"Sleep. Now!"

"I can't", she wink twice. "why?" . He glance at her, "I don't feel sleepy." Levy sighed heavily. "I'll make a food." she stand.

"Hn. Don't ruin the kitchen when you make it."

"Jerk!" she walked toward the door with emotions. Just a second after that, the boy hear a door closed. 'Blam!'

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After some minutes, she come back to Mystogan's room with a porridge in her hand. "Time to eat, Myst-" she stopped her word. She looked at his sleeping face. His face was slightly reddened. She put her hand to his forehead. "Bad fever. He haven't take a medicine before sleeping? What a problem.."

She take a fever medicine and give it to him. Orally.. "Ng.. Fuhh. Done," she clean up a little saliva under his lips,

She observe his sleeping face, "Cute.. What an innocent face. You're a perfect man if you don't have a bad habit." Maybe she didn't expect her own word, he didn't have a bad habit. She have it.

She stroke his hair and kiss his fore head slightly.

"Have a good sleep, Mystogan."

She stand and walks toward the door. She opened and closed it carefully. She won't wake him. After her food-step away, he opened his eyes. "Wah wah.. Levy, you're tsundere." He rolled his eyes and catch a porridge. 'I don't know she can cook.' Doubtfully, he eat it. "rather strange. But it's delicious.."

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Sorry for the bad story.. This is my first English fanfic.

Levy is very very OOC here. Oh, Mystogan too ^^