DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, I just parody them.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story idea belongs to Kant Newton and the Fruitcake Alliance, of which I am a member.  It is used with permission.

The first chapter introduces the characters in haiku form.  Following chapters will focus on interactions between the characters.

Buffy

She has the power

Now we must reiterate

She has the power

Xander

Ordinary Joe

With a demon fixation

Ain't that rock candy

Willow

"Not having good day

think I'll destroy the world now

how's that sound, Xander?"

Spike

Evil, no he's good

I hope he takes his shirt off

And stops that babbling

Giles

In times of great strife

He polishes his glasses,

Then goes to England

Anya

Likes sex and money

She probably does

Not wear underwear

Riley

Really a robot

Controlled by evil bunnies

An's right about them

The First

Scary music plays

We all get it already

Evil is evil

Andrew

The token nerd guy

Cause Xander's not anymore

and balance is kept

Faith

Has tattoo on face

Reading: there is a fine line

Between good and bad

TBC… next up, see Buffy pine for Angel in haiku form… see Willow destroy the world, in haiku form… and Spike takes off his shirt, in haiku form… and the Potentials realize they don't matter, in Haiku form… Faith kicks Connor's ass (even though that's on Angel, I just enjoyed it so much), in, you guessed it HAIKU FORM.

For more haiku goodness, please review…and a gold star to anyone who can review in haiku forms

Flames more than welcome, especially if you haiku it!