DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, I just parody them.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: This story idea belongs to Kant Newton and the Fruitcake Alliance, of which I am a member. It is used with permission.
The first chapter introduces the characters in haiku form. Following chapters will focus on interactions between the characters.
Buffy
She has the power
Now we must reiterate
She has the power
Xander
Ordinary Joe
With a demon fixation
Ain't that rock candy
Willow
"Not having good day
think I'll destroy the world now
how's that sound, Xander?"
Spike
Evil, no he's good
I hope he takes his shirt off
And stops that babbling
Giles
In times of great strife
He polishes his glasses,
Then goes to England
Anya
Likes sex and money
She probably does
Not wear underwear
Riley
Really a robot
Controlled by evil bunnies
An's right about them
The First
Scary music plays
We all get it already
Evil is evil
Andrew
The token nerd guy
Cause Xander's not anymore
and balance is kept
Faith
Has tattoo on face
Reading: there is a fine line
Between good and bad
TBC… next up, see Buffy pine for Angel in haiku form… see Willow destroy the world, in haiku form… and Spike takes off his shirt, in haiku form… and the Potentials realize they don't matter, in Haiku form… Faith kicks Connor's ass (even though that's on Angel, I just enjoyed it so much), in, you guessed it HAIKU FORM.
For more haiku goodness, please review…and a gold star to anyone who can review in haiku forms
Flames more than welcome, especially if you haiku it!
