CHAPTER ONE:
On the road…
"Sanzo…?" Goku began
"No…" Sanzo replied
A minute silence…
"Sanzo…?" Goku began
"Denied…" said Sanzo
A two-minute silence…
"Sanzo…?" Goku began
"Out of the question…" Sanzo replied
"You don't even let me finish what I wanna say! Darn…why are you so stingy today?" Goku asked
"What do you mean "why are you so stingy TODAY?" he's stingy everyday…" said Gojyo
Sanzo took out his harisen and clobbered Gojyo on the head…
"Itai!"
"I resent that…" said Sanzo
"Man that hurt! Where do you get that thing from anyway!" Gojyo asked
"None of your business…" said Sanzo as he hid his harisen
"Haha! Serves you right you red cockroach!" Goku teased
"Stop calling me cockroach, you stomach brained monkey!" said Gojyo
"Stop calling me "monkey"!" said Goku
And (again) Gojyo and Goku are fighting…Sanzo got irritated (again) and pulled out his gun…he fired two warning shots then pointed his gun at Goku and Gojyo…
"Uresai, kuros!" said Sanzo sternly
Goku and Gojyo just quivered then kept quiet…
"Yare-yare desu ne…" said Hakkai
Sanzo then kept his gun and Hakkai just drove on to the next town…
And after 2 hours of travel they finally reach the next town…
"Wow! Sugoi!" said Goku in amazement
There were a lot of people and a lot of stalls…
"Sanzo…neh Sanzo…let's go buy some food! Atashi wa harete!" said Goku
Sanzo took out his harisen and whacked Goku on the head…
"Itai!"
"Stop thinking about food for once!" Sanzo shouted
"Demo…Atashi wa harete…" said Goku
"Sanzo I'm agreeing with Goku this time…we haven't eaten anything in 3 days…let's get something to eat first…" said Hakkai
Sanzo just stared at him then kept his harisen…
"Whatever…" said Sanzo
Hakkai just smiled at him then they all went into a restaurant to eat…
"Hello…may I take your order?" said the waiter
"Yeah! I'll have 4 bowls of soup, 5 pork chops, 6 plates of plain rice, 8 plates of fried dumplings, 3 plates of fried noodles…" said Goku
"2 boxes of cigarettes and an ashtray…" said Sanzo
"A bottle of your finest liquor, please…" said Hakkai
"I want a beautiful and sexy waitress to serve our food…" said Gojyo
"I see…will there be anything else?" asked the waiter
"Oh yeah…and 1 whole chick…" Goku began
Sanzo (again) took out his harisen and whacked Goku on the head (again)…
"Itai!"
"Thank you…that would be all…" Hakkai told the waiter
"Please wait for a while…" said the waiter then left
"Sanzo! What did you hit me for?" Goku complained
"You were ordering too much you bakasaru!" Sanzo scolded him
"Stupid stomach brained monkey…" Gojyo said softly
"Itai…this is the 2nd time today…" said Goku as he massaged his head
After a while they were all eating…well…Goku was eating anyway…Hakkai, Gojyo and Sanzo were all smoking and drinking some liquor…
"Our trip has been pretty smooth lately…" said Hakkai
"Yeah…no demons or obstacles…" said Gojyo
"This won't last long…" said Sanzo
"Yum! The food is delicious!" said Goku
"Hehe…nothing seems to faze him…doesn't it?" said Hakkai
Just then they heard screaming from outside…
"Looks like we have company…" said Hakkai
"There goes the neighborhood…" said Gojyo
"Aw…and I was enjoying my meal…" said Goku
All four of them went outside and found 4 demons making a mess…
"Where is that little brat?" said a demon
"Eiko! Come out you little brat!" shouted the second demon
"Well…looks like we're not their target…" said Gojyo
"Come out you Eiko!" shouted the third demon
"What do you guys want?" said a little girl with emerald greens eyes
"A kid?" thought Sanzo
"That girl…it can't be…" said Hakkai
"Ah…so you finally came out your little brat…we'll make you pay for what you did to us last time!" said the fourth demon
"Whatever…and I'd stop calling me "little brat" if I were you…unless you really wanna die now…" said Eiko
"Oh yeah?" said the 1st demon
"You won't be able to beat us this time…" said the 3rd demon
"Yeah…you LITTLE BRAT…" said the 4th demon
"You just made a death wish…and I'll be happy to grant it…" said Eiko
Then in a flash, Eiko disappeared then reappeared behind the 4 demons…
"See ya…" said Eiko
In a flash all 4 demons fell dead and disappeared…
"Wouldn't wanna be ya…" said Eiko
"Whoa…" said Gojyo
All 4 of them were dumb found…
"Sugoi…" said Goku
"Can it really be her? Eiko…my little sister…?" Hakkai thought
END OF CHAPTER 1
