Crackery

The day started like any old day in Camelot; Uther was banishing everything that even had the word "magic" in it, Gwaine was passed out drunk, and Arthur was utterly swooning over Merlin. Everything changed when Arthur went into the castle vault with Merlin to put away their "Magical Weapon Of Mass Destruction" (Like usual) and stumbled upon a chest he hadn't seen before.

"What in bloody hell is this thing" Arthur said as he started to open the chest.

"Well it's probably something Uther put in here for a reason, so stop touching it" Merlin said in his usual annoying voice.

"Do you remember those times when you tell me things are a bad idea?" said Arthur while still staring at the chest.

"And I'm usually right, but you ignore me anyway" Merlin said.

"Yep, that's the one, now let's get this thing open Merlin, and that's an order" Arthur said.

And with that Arthur opened the chest and glanced inside at the white powder filling the chest.

"What the hell is this?" Arthur said in confusion.

"Probably something dangerous" Merlin said while starting to back up.

Arthur then stuck his hand into the powder stuff and then took it out. In one swift motion Arthur smelled the strange powder.

"Smells pretty normal to m-" Arthur said as he fell face first into the chest.

"ARTHUR" Merlin yelled.

"What on earth happened?" Uther said as he sat beside Arthur's body.

Merlin then explained everything that had happened in the Royal Vault.

"This powder, IT MUST BE AN ACT OF SORCERY, WE MUST HANG IT AT ONCE!" Uther yelled to the Knights of Camelot.

"I do not think that doing that would be wise sire" Gaius said in a condescending voice.

"I do not care, anything that used magic must be hung for treason" Uther once again yelled.

The gallows stood above the stage around it, as the executioner stood there, Bewildered at the long line of singular grains of powder going throughout the square.

"Umm, Sire, why did you line them up by grain?" The executioner said confused.

"We must make sure there is no way that it can ever perform sorcery again" Uther said to the executioner. "Now start the hanging."

the Executioner started to grab the first grain, only to touch Arthur's face as he snuffed the lat grain of powder in the line.

"WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED" Yelled Uther as he ran to Arthur's side.

"Just cleaning up the last of this amazing powder" Arthur told Uther as he stood up from licking the ground.

At this moment a portal opened above Camelot and the forced of 7 million tons of crack started to fall upon Camelot, putting quite a crack on its history page.

The End.