A GLASS OF WHINE

WOW: star. A fancy restaurant doesn't impress Dean. He doesn't impress it, either...

Disclaimer: Of course, I don't own them!

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"Sam, I get that we're meeting Rowena at this fancypants restaurant, but why can't I have a beer? Why am I drinking this froufrou grape juice crap?"

"Dean, we're undercover, so we're trying to blend in. It's a Michelin-starred restaurant; d'you see anyone else here slugging Corona out of the bottle?"

"No, an' I don't see anyone enjoying themselves either. Have you read the label on this stuff? 'A cheeky little number, silky on the tongue, full-bodied, fruity?' Sounds like Casa Erotica last night."

"Damnit Dean. There's your glass, just sit still and …"

GLUG-GLUG-GLUG … *BURP*

"… and *sigh* blend in."

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