Chapter one: Firghtful Start
Ash Williams sat in his trailer. He was cleaning his boomstick when he heard a knock at the door. He stands ups "What the?" He grabs his boomstick and heads to the door "Whoever's doing that better knock it off unless you want a fistfull of boomstick." Ash opens the door and looks around finding no one "Yeah you better run. Asshole." He soon hears a noise in the bush "Oh i got you now." He walks over to the bush and finds nothing. He looks back at his trailer as a blonde pale man runs out with the Necronomicon. Ash yells out "Hey!" He points his boomstick at the pale man "Drop it pretty boy." The pale mans eyes turn red and his skin turns grey-ish. He growls and charges at Ash. He fires at him but misses. The pale man grabs his boomstick, "Nice try." Ash shakes her head "Wha?" Ash punches him with his robot hand. The pale man backed up and managed to knock Ash out. He stands over Ash and squats down and tries to eat his brain. He stops as his eyes go back to normal "I don't think there is much going on in there." He said as he grabs the Necronomicon and leaves.
-10 minutes later-
Ash awoke to see the pale man had left, he had stolen the Necronomicon. He got up and looked around his trailer "Ah shit. Nice going ash." He says to himself as he picks up his boomstick "Well It looks like I'll need some help on this, But Who?"
He gets into his Delta, He thinks for a while "HmmPh. Let's see who is up for saving the world." He starts his Delta and heads to the nearest bar to have a think.
Once at the bar, He sits at the table drinking alone. He talks to himself "There is that one chick in Seattle that eats brains and I think she knows that guy from before. But I'll need more help then just her."
Ash sighed and takes a gulp of his beer "It's a long shot, but it's worth a shot. I could try my old *friend* Herbert West, He and i have crossed paths before. Hope he doesn't hold a grudge" With that Ash finished his beer and disappeared.
-Chapter two: Brainless in Seattle-
Olivia Moore, A young woman who looked to be in her mid 20's looks over a dead body. She looks at her co-worker Ravi "let's see how our friend here died shall we." She grabs her bone saw and starts to cut off the top of the body's head. She licks her lips "Yummy." Ravi looks at her "You know it's kinda gross when you do that." She opens the skull and takes out the brain and takes it to her office.
Ravi stands up once he notices Ash walking in the morgue. He looks at Ash "uhhh.. Can i help you?" Ash looks at him "Maybe, I'm looking for someone. Could you point me to the direction of." He looks at a piece of paper in his hand "Olivia Moore. I heard from the detective that I could find her here." Ravi notices his Ash's robot hand "Uhh I have to ask. Are you a fan of the Nintendo power glove?" Ash smirks "Oh yeah. big fan. Now do you know where she is or not?" Liv walks into the room "Ravi I don't know what goes with this brain." She looks at Ash "Oh Hello. I don't think we've met." Ash holds out his robot hand "I'm Ash Williams. I'm here looking for you. Wondering if you would like to team up with me and save the world."
Liv tilts her head "Uhhh Ravi. Can i talk to you over here for a sec?" She takes Ravi over to the corner "Is this a prank? Because I'm not laughing." Ravi shrugs "I don't know, he just came in here asking for you. Go see what he has to say." They both turn to Ash. He smiles back at them "I get it this a bad time. Maybe we should meet up later and talk this out." Liv nods "Right. let's meet up at the bar near by and you can tell me more about this end of the world thing." Ash nods "Sounds good to me. See you latter." Ash walks out of the morgue.
Liv and Ravi look at each other with strange looks on their faces. "Well that was weird. Are you gonna meet him latter?" Liv nods "Yeah, Who knows he might be right. But first I have brains to eat" She goes back to her office and eats her brains.
_Mid-day_
Ash sat a the bar for a while. "Maybe I came on to strong. I don't think she'll show at all." Liv walks in after a while and spots Ash at the bar and walks up to him. She taps his shoulder "I'm here now tell me about your end of the world thing." Ash turns around and looks at her "Take a seat and listen up." Liv sits next to him and Ash orders two drinks "I know how crazy it all sounds. But trust me on this." Liv takes her drink "Okay, How did this start?" Ash looks at her "Well some blonde asshole stole a book from me, It's called Necronomicon ex mortis." Liv looks at him "So he took a book, What's the big deal?" Ash looks at her "This book is bound in human flesh and inked in bloood, It wasn't meant for our world, It has the power to unleash evil into this world. And now some blonde zombie asshole has it. That deal big enough for you sweet cheeks" Ash drinks his beer. Liv looks at him "I think i know who has your book, His name is Blaine, He's always been an asshole. I don't know what he wants with that book but I'll help you out. After what he did to my roommate." Ash smiles "Well alright. Here's to saving the world." They clink their glasses together.
-Chapter three: To the West-
-Arkham, Massachusetts-
Dr. Herbert West was working on a corpse, he had an idea to rebuild his corpse bride. He was hard at work when he heard the door open, he groaned as he heard what sounded like high heels, this caused his eyes to roll "A ditzy nurse I take it?" he said without even looking up "Just leave whatever it is you've brought on the table and go." he heard the high heels stop behind him. He turned his head and saw a white haired, incredibly pale woman in a lab coat. Herbert gazed oddly at the woman "And just who might you be?" Liv stood there looking at his work "I think I can help you here." Herbert took off his glasses and rubbed his eyes "What do you know about reanimation?" Liv smiles "Lots. You see I'm a bit reanimated myself." Herbert tilts his head "Really?" He takes out a stethoscope "May I?" Liv nods as Herbert places his stethoscope over her heart listening to her slow heartbeat.
He looks at her "Interesting. But i don't think you're here just to help me out. You want something don't you?" Liv points behind him "Well, we were wondering if you could help us out?" Herbert felt a hand on his shoulder, he snapped his head back to see Ash "We need your help, Herb." Herbert looks at Ash "Ash? What are you doing here? If i remember the last time we met we were enemies and now you ask me for help. Not gonna happen." Ash looks at him "Come on Herby. I could really use your help on this.' Herbert crossed his arms "What trouble have you gotten yourself into this time."
Ash looks at him "Someone stole the Necronomicon and they plan on using it to plunge the world into darkness." Herbert adjust his glasses "You've managed to stop this evil before with out any hel-" Herbert was cut off by Liv knocking him out with a tray.
Ash looks at Herbert's unconscious body and then to Liv "Was that really necessary?" He asked her. Liv nodded and Ash drags Herbert as they exit the room.
-Chapter four: Road-side hijinks-
Ash and Liv sat on the hood of the Delta eating burgers. Liv looks at his robot hand "So Ash, How did you get your robot hand?" Ash takes a bite of his burger "Well it all sarted when me and a couple of friends went to a cabin in the woods. They all got possessed, One by one by demons and they got my girlfriend Linda. She bit my hand and I had to chop it off at the wrist so I wouldn't be possessed but it didn't help." Liv sips her soda "Wow Ash, It seems like you've been through hell and back." Ash smirks "I've even been to medieval times." Liv eyes widen "Really?" Ash nods "Yeah that's where I got a my first robot hand. I use it when I'm not using my chainsaw hand." Liv almost chokes on her burger "A chainsaw hand seriously?" Ash laughs "Yeah. What's the matter never seem a guy with a chainsaw hand before?" Liv shakes her head "Nope, Can't say that I have."
Ash looks at her as he drinks his Shemps beer "What's your story, How did you end up a zombie?" Liv looks down a bit "Well it's nothing like your story. All it took was a wild boat party and a scratch to become a zombie. Before i knew it my hair and skin turned white and I had a craving for brains."
They hear a noise come from the car. Ash turns back and sees Herbert wake up in the back seat. Liv looks at Ash "Looks like sleeping beauty is up." Ash grabs a burger from the bag and opens the car door. Herbert looks at them "I should of known that something like that would happen." Ash hands him the burger "Here eat up, We're gonna try to find the zombie that took my book." Herbert looked at the two and takes a bite of his burger "Do you have a plan on how to find this guy?" "Yeah, Well not the full plan, I'm just making it up as i go along." Ash said as he gets in the Delta.
Herbert groaned as Liv giggled, "What are we going to do now? Are we gonna go find more people to help us?" she asked. Ash looks at her "I don't know, There are those two brothers up in Kansas, But they seem to have their hands full right now." Liv shakes her head "I know this British man, He's dealt with the supernatural before, Maybe he can help? But he smokes a lot and he likes to work alone." Ash looks at her "Maybe? But we still need someone else." Herbert takes a bite of his burger and looks at them "Ash we could try Cassie Hack. She might be of some help to us." Ash shakes his head "No way man, Her masked friend creeps me the hell out. We'll have to be enough for right now." Herbert gave a skeptical gaze, "Are we really enough to take whoever it is on?" Herbert finished. Ash sighed "I don't know, But we have to try." He said as he starts the Delta. He drove off into the sunset.
-To be Continued in Part-2-
