(Establishing Shot – An FBI base. SCIENTISTS stand around a large test tube (big enough to hold a person in, folks). The test tube is holding a teenage girl, about 16 years old. She looks almost exactly like Shego, except she has normal colored skin.)

SCIENTIST 1: It's alive! PROJECT S060787 is alive!

SCIENTIST 2: (at computer) Vital signs are good.

SCIENTIST 1: (approaching computer) Excellent. We'll download the names of Middleton High's student body into her memory, as well as create a false backstory for her.

SCIENTIST 2: (nods)

SCIENTIST 1: We'll let her rest for tonight. Tomorrow she has her first day of school.

(The two SCIENTISTS leave. S060787 opens her emerald green eyes before the screen goes to black.)

(Establishing Shot – Middleton High. "Get Up On Ya Feet" is playing as S060787 walks through the halls, carrying her books. She passes several boys, all of whom drop their books, pencils, binders, and jaws when they see her.)

Get up on ya feet now

Gonna rock the place

Can't ya see the smile on my face

Give it to me high

Give it to me low

Give it to me

Here we go

Get up on ya feet now....

(She passes RON)

RON: (taps S060787 on the shoulder) I don't have a library card, but can I check you out?

S060787: Excuse me?

RON: What's your name?

S060787: SYD.

RON: I'm RON STOPPABLE.

SYD: (giving RON a weird look, half-crushing, half-annoyed) Nice meeting you.

RON: What's your first period class?

SYD: Algebra.

RON: Oh. Yeah. That's, uh, that's, um, really hard.

SYD: And you would know?

RON: Yeah, I'm failing.

SYD: I see.

(Later, in an identical lab in the same time frame as SYD was activated, an identical test tube holds an identical girl, except for the fact that she has boy-cut hair. A computer suddenly flashes 'VIRUS' in red letters.)

SCIENTIST: Computer! Abort Project D060787B!

COMPUTER: (shuts down)

D060787B: (opens eyes and escapes)

SCIENTIST: What the...

SCIENTIST 2: She's escaped!

SCIENTIST: gasp