Hello guys, i'm back with more ShiZaya~ *really2 into them*

This time i tried my best to make it a M rated fanfict~ *hide behind the sofa* sorry for the ridiculous grammar as usual, but anyways lemon juice is serve for all of you~

Disclaimer: Of course they are not~ I still want them though.. But it's okay! Izaya-kun willing to lend me his flickblade for making some soup this morning! /the hell!

Enjoy~


Chapter 1

From: rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

To: oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

Subject: Izaaaaaaaaaa~

Saturday, August 12th 2011, 11:23 p.m.

Dear Izaya-kun~

Ne, Ne, Izaya-kun, I have an interesting story~ wanna read? Wanna read? /^3^/

Story? This late at night? Who the hell is this person anyway? What's with the ridiculous emoticon..? Naah, I guess reply it wouldn't hurt. Ah, come to think of it, this person maybe want to sent me some computer virus or something, looking at how he or she address me, I come for the conclusion this person know me. Even I don't know who this human is. Maybe just address this person with 'it' would be fine.

But this story that it mention…

What kind of story is it?

It's really going to give me some advantage if it's about someone's weakness, or the president's affair, or.. Maybe it's about Shizu-chan who's drooling and hugging a teddy bear while slepping! Pfttt—just the thought of it already stirred my belly. Wait wait, This is kinda fun, even though it going to sent me some barbaric computer virus, I still, of course, have the back up. I'm the great Orihara Izaya after all. Hah!

Wait..

Why I'm thinking Shizu-chan again?

….

Great! I got Shizu-chan fever! Kyaaaaaa~

Shit. Deep-flushed-shit. It's been really reallyyyy annoying lately, I kept connecting everything to Shizu-chan. It's been a while since I went to Ikebukuro, after all. Looks like I kinda miss hurting Shizu-chan. I hate him to the death that I wanna kill him. Anyway, I was getting reaaallyy, really busy, with all the paperwork, going on some trip out from Shinjuku, some meeting with clients, even the sweet Namie feeling really stressed out over this and that.

Every 15 minutes she would cry for her fucking brother's name like 'Ohhh, Seiji, I really miss you~' or 'Ah, Seiji, I wish I could see your face anytime soon~' or even 'Uh, Seiji, I wish my jerk-boss here, could letting me go home now~' loudly as hell, she really intend to getting on my nerves. An after that I usually give my best sexy sigh and then told her to make me some more coffee. Don't be afraid Namie-san, keep blabbing about your head-fetish-brother, and I'll hold your salary this month. You must be really happy about this! Can't wait to see your face in the end of month~

Now now, enough about the secretary human. Back to the odd mail. Let see, how should I reply it~

From : oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

To: rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

Subject: Re: Izaaaaaaaaaa~

Saturday, August 12th 2011, 11:28 p.m.

Dear …

How should I call you? Rikachi-san would be fine, ne? ^^

Ah, what kind of story is that? It seems interesting~ Let me read that~ (except, you're not going to sent me some nasty virus along with the interesting story, right? lol)

Ah, btw, do I know you? :D

Ah.

Cute reply, indeed.

I'm such a good guy. Replying an email to a stranger. More over, this is really gave a good-handsome-well mannered-guy image. I wonder if Shizu-chan would throw me a vending machine if I send him an email like this.

Rightttt~

More Shizu-chan! Yes!

THUD

I hate my head when it could think straight. And this table is really hard. I think I should chose the object to hit my head first after this. Why should Shizu-chan among all the people. I feel like a dork. And of course I'm not. I'm handsome. Even the magic mirror says so~ Right? Okay, I admit I don't even have one. But my face and my body is really above average. So, I'm a really lovely creature after all. Even Shizu-chan would sa—

….

Forget it.

Ah, better click this send button right away. I wonder what it'll be. What kind of story that is? I may consider this as a midnight refreshment. Should I take some snacks and cola while waiting? Hmm, maybe the ootoro sushi that delivered by Simon yesterday could fill me up.

Hmm, 2 minutes really should warm the beloved ootoro. Oh how I love them when they are melting in my mouth. The taste. The texture. I love all about them. All except ootoro is just some garbage food. Ah, but ootoro every day is not too healthy as Shinra said. I kinda sad about the info though. Then I sometimes eat those garbage too. But ootoro still on my mind.

Ah, it's done. Come come sweet ootoro~ Then what else, ah, the cola may suit them, I really not into those freaking alcohol. I'm easily drunk by it anyway. And some dangerous people could take an advantage of it and kill me. Not if it's Shi-

…..

Whoppsh! Drop the cola~ Then, then. Let's wa—

Ah, really a fast reply.

Whoa! It's quite long, better take my time then.

From: rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

To: oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

Subject: Re: Re: Izaaaaaaaaaa~

Saturday, August 12th 2011, 11:36 p.m.

A ShiZaya Fanfict

By RikachiLoveSebby

Disclaimer: I don't own this two person here, but I want to make a manga about them, but I cann't draw very good, not like Ryohgo Narita-sensei, so I made the fiction instead. But everyone knows them of course. I of course know them and talks a lot~

This is a 18+ story, YAOI EVERY ONE! I thought the fujoshi'll love it. *they are quite handsome anyway~*

LEMON RULES! Rated M for you~

Please sit back and enjoy~

-XOXOXO-

That night, it's Saturday night, Orihara Izaya the famous underground information broker, came to Ikebukuro as usual. Waiting for his beloved blondie rival that reminds me of Naruto, Heiwajiwa Shizuo. The Ikebukuro monster. Izaya is walking around Ikebukuro, giving some greetings to everyone he knows, he really famous after all. Everyone would like to be his ally, leaving yourself as his enemy is the same as death. Suddenly a vending machine flying in front of his face as he past an alley in Ikebukuro.

"IZAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

The sudden cry like Ichigo when he wants to save Orihime from Ulquiorra, the handsome Espada, heard in the capital of Ikebukuro. It's familiar enough for Izaya, who turn his head to the blondie one and smirking happily, like Gin-sama.

"Hyaaaa~ Shizu-chan~ You finally found me~"

"YOU FLEEEAAA! HOW MANY TIMES I SHOULD TELL YOU TO STAY OUT FROM IKEBUKUROOOOO!"

As he approaching the sexy-slender Izaya whose's body is like Kotetsu from T&B, that only gave some chuckles. Shizuo clutching his fist and broke one of the street sign that I wonder how many times the government replace it with a brand new sign. Izaya just stood there then taking one short jump to the front, and turn his body to the left, making his way to face Shizuo.

"Aww, come on, Shizu-chan. I miss you so much~"

Izaya whimpering like a little kitten that'd been found by Sebastian (ah, I really love him!). Actually, they have a secret relationship. They've been going out. Izaya admit his feeling, that bullying Shizuo is just an act for seeing his face and hear his voice. They such a labile teenager anyway. Just like Onodera Ritsu.

Shizuo himself actually already fell for Izaya for such a long time. I heard since high school. It just their 'cat n dog' games just becomes a habit and become an excuse for meeting each other. So 3 months ago Shizuo try to test Izaya's feeling.

Flashback.

"Shizu-chaaaaan~ hello there~"

"Ahh, Izaya.. hello"

It's just not a normal Shizuo whose chases Izaya everywhere. That act made Izaya worry. Of course this time Izaya has already know his love for Shizuo is mutual.

"Ne, Shizu-chan? Shouldn't you throw a vending machine at me or something..?" Confused. It made Izaya reaaally curious, it's just usually Shizuo began screaming his name, and after that calling him flea and asking him to leave Ikebukuro as usual. But he's not. "Naaah, we may stop doing that.. Right?" and a slight smile drew on Shizuo's face. Making Izaya in shocked. "s-stop? W—why? Don't you hate me as hell?" trying to convince Shizuo to chase him. "I do.. Izaya.. But let us stop, I'm tired," explain Shizuo. "But you should have catch me Shizu-chan!" as he approach his 'Shizu-chan'. ".. I had enough Izaya. You should be glad no one's going to throw some vending machine when you visit here." And the chuckles followed.

(Ohh! This is going to be the best part! writer's note)

Izaya just thinking 'how should I be glad if you're going away.. Shizu-chan…'. "but you should at least try and catch me… Shizu-chan". Izaya just lowered his head, try to not see Shizuo in his eyes or he would cry because of the thought of his beloved Shizuo just going to ignored him.

"Why do want me to catch you so bad, flea?"

Shocked with the question.

"W—why? Of course because I— I!"

" What? Izaya? Tell me.."

Shizuo made himself closer to Izaya, lowered himself so he could see Izaya's face clearly. This making Izaya is automatically avoiding eye contact to Shizuo with his flustered face. "… tell me Izaya or I really going to stop chasing you around.." is what Shizuo whisper in his ear. " …. Shizu-chan.. I… "

"Are you falling for me you don't wanna ended our games?"

Smirk decorated Shizuo's face.

Reminds me of Sebby-chan.

This really shocked Izaya. He never once thought Shizuo who has a protozoan brain would ask this kind of question. He's feeling is just like a bowling pin that'd been striked by a player. "Answer me, Izaya, or I'll leave from your sight.." Second strike! Shizuo pull his head and take a backward step. Away from Izaya. "No answer? So, it settled then. By—" A fragile hand suddenly grab Shizuo's bartender suit.

" I—I do! I do Shizu-chan.."

" hmm? Can't you repeat it again, Izaya.. I kind—"

"I LOVE YOU SHIZU-CHAN!"

And now Izaya's face is becoming the same colour as tomato. Like Meiko! Uh, I don't like her voice though. Really, I much prefer Miku or Luka, but LenRin FTW! Ah, back to Izaya and Shizuo. After that Shizuo giving a really warm smile as he hug Izaya. "And I love you too Izaya.." stated Shizuo. This making Izaya ears became red too. "..you're so mean. I really not used to being threatened, especially by you.. Shizu-chan..". Feeling bullied back Izaya just giving a cute pout. While they hugging each other, they shared they first kiss together.

(Kyaaaaaaa! I've said this is a good part! I'm so good at this! moar author note)

Back to the present.

"Hmph. I miss you too. Should I throw some more vending machine to pleased you, Iza-chan..?"

A bit tease from Shizuo.

"Naah, that's enough, Shizu-chaaan~ Ne, Should I come over again?"

And Izaya pleading to come over to Shizuo's house. Craving to touch his muscular body. And kiss his lover right away. (KYAAAAAAAA! I'm soooo excited sorry, author note again). Shizuo just give a smile and nodded. It'll be okay since Shizuo's famous brother, Yuuhei-sama, wouldn't come to his home for a while.

Then Izaya followed Shizuo's path. At first they have a quite distance. They don't want anyone to notice this secret relationship of them. Oh! So mysterious right? It made me remembered about Frau from 07-Ghost. But as soon as they went to a quiet alley, Shizuo wait for Izaya who is approaching him fastly and holding hands. Warming one hand and another in a cold night.

Soon they enter Shizuo's apartment then get inside quickly, so no one could notice them. As as soon as Shizuo locked the door from inside, Izaya's sudden hug from the back startled him. Then Shizuo turn his back and facing Izaya that is smiling.

"Are you really miss me that much Izaya?"

"hmmm~ so much I could die~"

A chuckled from Shizuo as Izaya put his head on Shizuo's shoulder. Mumbling how much he loves Shizuo, and of course Shizuo hug him back and caress Izaya's black hair. As he made his face closer, Shizuo's lips touched Izaya's. Made Izaya's cheek starting to become pinkish. "… Shizu-chan… why don't we go to the bed..?" as Izaya said with his eyes staring at Shizuo, telling he want more than just a kiss. Such a pervert Izaya.

"Eh? Why so fast? We still having our time."

"I just wanted it right away~"

"Then why don't we do it here..?"

"Eh..? but Shizu-ch—"

"You don't want..?"

Shizuo's eyes saddened. "ah, I want to.. but wouldn't it be hurt?" said Izaya as he straightened his head and letting Shizuo see his blushed face. IzaIza is so cute~ "Don't worry, I won't make it hurt.. Izaya". Shizuo then caress Izaya's hair and put his lips back on Izaya's. Made an opening with his tounge to travelled around Izaya's mouth, giving him pleasure as he letting out a small moan. Making a connection into each other.

The touch on Izaya's behind, made him let out a small amount of saliva from his mouth. Then back in the kissing business with a certain blondie's soft lips. Playing their tounge once again. Giving a shiver to Shizuo's broad body. Made him want to do more. Want to touch Izaya more. Want to feel the ecstastic feeling when their skin meet each other.

Shizuo then peeling off Izaya's clothes. From his furred black jacket to his black boxer that was the last thing covering his creamy skin. With their lips still locked at each other, Izaya in the other hand doing the same thing to his beloved Shizu-chan. The touch of Shizuo hand that caressing his body while peeling his clothes off making his organ below kinda excited.

To be continued~

-XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO—

Kyaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ I'd finish the chapter one! See walkingmoehunter! I almost on the really best part! Better save the lemon for later~

Just wait you guys! You'll see my strong point in writing the lemons~

Ciaoooooo! Wait for the next chapter please! Don't forget to review

(I'm on a review fight with walkingmoehunter, the less reviewed should treat Russian Sushi for a week~)

Ne, ne, Izaya-kun, what do you think? It's romantic right?

It's good right? A/w/A b

It's definitely interesting for your taste! Oh yeah, I don't including any virus for you, just relax~ v0 b

Hmm? Of course! You're famous anyway~

Please wait for the next email to receive the continuation of this lovey dovey story~

…..

Okay.

...

Ou shit!

w-what the fuck!

what the hell is this thing!

WHY THE HELL I'M DOING KISSES WITH SHIZU-CHAN!

WHAT AM I THINKING FOR SAYING '.. Shizu-chan… Why don't we go to the bed..?' THE HELL OF IT!

This… This! This—whatever this is—is HUMILIATING! Despicable! The fuck up with this email! This all so fuck up made my face all red. My heart pumping over its usual speed. I'm confused. It's.. embarrassing… Really embarrassing, I want to take a cold bath, curled up to my bed, and just sleep..

..with Shizu-chan..

So wrong!

But I must admit… It's not interesting but… It made me curious what am I and Shizu-chan going to do next.. Jerk. Orihara Izaya, you're such a jerk. Don't even thinking about the second chapter of this story! Don't…

But I seemed to be really enjoyed having some kisses with Shizu-chan.

In this story…

Is Shizu-chan's lips really that soft..?

THUD

Open your eyes Great Orihara Izaya. Why are you wondering unnecessary things like how Shizu'chan's lips feel like, how muscular he looks when he's naked, what kind of warm smile Shizu'chan's giving me, how.. the felt of his hand in my hair.. his low voice whispering on my ears..

..what will he do next with me..?

Will we move to the bed on the next story..?

I

A

M

So

d.i.s.t.r.a.c.t.e.d

That's it! I'm gonna track this Rikachi thing and kill it with my flickblade! But maybe a single mail not going to hurt! (me and my curiosity.. shit..)

Hmm? It sent me more mail?

From: rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

To: oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

Subject: Oh! I forgot!

Saturday, August 13th 2011, 00:20 a.m.

Ah, sorry Izaya-kun, I thought you must be done reading the story right, now~ It''s an average time though, I've already finish the second chapter for you, but I guess you must wait a little more, don't want to spoil the fun by breaking your curiousity, ne? AvA/

Ah, I forgot to tell you that this is a fanfict, a story that not related to the fact. It's a fiction anyway. And I forgot to give an OOC warning! Oh, how forgetfull of me~

Ne, please wait for the second chapter, girls always dreaming you and Shizuo-kun having that kind of relationship, or maybe some girls heheee~ 3

I facepalmed myself.

How could this happen in this beautiful night with the ootoros beside me. And I haven't even eat any of them that already getting cold. This is hurting by pride. A lot. … Shit! Wait a minute.. Is this fucking story spread to my beloved human? YES! My life's ruined just because a stupid hot stories about me and Shizu-chan embracing each other! Doomsday really is getting closer.

From : oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

To: rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

Subject: Re: Oh! I Forgot!

Saturday, August 13th 2011, 00:28 a.m.

.

Rikachi-san why are you writing this kind of story again..?

It hurts me a lot.. Why would Heiwajiwa Shizuo the Ikebukuro monster should the one who'd be my partner?

And please answer this clearly.

Is this only me that you've sent this story too?

And what about OOC I don't understand and lemon to? It's weird.

Stay calm… Stay calm….

I clicked the send button and wait for the reply. I really.. I don't know. Angry, embarrassed, worry, and.. curious. Uh, after all, this kind of.. fanfict or whatever it is, is going to ruin my life. My pride! Why, Shizu-chan? Why you among all people?

From : rikachilovesebby[at]yehaa[dot]com

To: oriharaizaya[at]hotpot[dot]com

Subject: Re: Re: Oh! I Forgot!

Saturday, August 13th 2011, 00:30 a.m.

Ah, so many readers want me to, especially walkingmoehunter, he dared me can't write a rated M story, so here I am~ 3 b

Awwwwwww~ A But you two are a perfect couple Izaya-kun, with you being the yandere one and Shizuo-kun the tsundere one. You two match perfectly. OvO

Ah, I also sent this email to Shizuo-kun too.

Don't be afraid, just a certain public would read this AwA b (ah, I'm not threatening you or sumtin..)

Ah, about OOC and lemon I'll be sure to tell you on the second chapter~ Ciao~

Oyasuminasai, Izaya-kunnn~

-XOXO-

THUD

I guess with this I won't go to Ikebukuro for a while. I think I don't even dare to look at Shizu-chan's eyes. I'm his mortal rival. The one who always being chased by him and scratch him many times until now. But I was sharing a deep kisses with him in a fucking-damn-ass-holed-story. Even let him stripping me. In my first step on his apartment..

I…

What should I do Shizu-chan..?

Even this is just a story written by a perverted being that dreams about homo people, it still felt so real.

Ne, Shizu-chan…

Am I such a jerk..

For getting such a hard on while thinking what will you do with my body on the next chapter..?

THUD

Ah, a crack on my table..


yeyyyyyyyyy! The first chapter done~

Sorry for the annoying fanfict inside this fanfict~ And also i had to add a Disclaimer that every character that included in the fanfic inside this fanfict *weird* is not mine~

Ah, i'm quite sleepy, it's 5 a clock in the morning though~ (it's GMT +7 for my country)

Sorry again for the bad grammar.. uh... how could i get this better.. *sad*

You know who's rikachilovesebby and walkingmoehunter above? AwA Ah, anyway, please critique and review me if you like, i hope i would getting some advices to getting the story better and better. AIM FOR WORLD PEACE! (?)

Thank you for the readers, reviews really apreciated!