How to be a Malfoy : The Secrets to Being Apart of the Purest-Blood Family Out There!
Step 1. Sneer! This is possibly one of the most important steps. If you're happy, sneer! Sad, sneer. Angry, sneer. Laughing, sneer. Some people may think this is strange but SNEER!
Step 2. Call everyone by their last name. No matter who it is say their last name. If you specially hate someone give them a nick-name that brings you happiness that makes fun of their last name. (Example : Pothead, Weasel.)
Step 3. Be as unpleasant as you can be. Act as though everything disgusts you. Act as if your favorite food disgusts you. This is a very inportant step!
Step 4. Don't be a ginger! Malfoys hate gingers. You'd be a huge disgrace to the family if you didn't have the Malfoy pure-blood silky blonde hair.
Step 5. Make fun of people for no reason just because they're alive! Being a Malfoy gives you a free pass to act like a prat.
Step 6. Always mention your father. Malfoys always use this. It makes people pratically run away from you.
Step 7. Talk about how rich you are. The Malfoys are swimming in money. Anything talking about how much you have in Gringotts will do. (Example : 'My mum and dad are getting me some of the most expensive Quidditch gear. It's top of the line. We have SO much money we can buy things like this. You can't oh poor you. At least my family isn't poor.')
Step 8. Call people mudbloods. It may sound somewhat like Southern people who play in mud a lot but all of the Malfoys call any one with muggle parents a mudblood.
Step 9. Act like you're the best person there's ever been. Walk around like you own the world. Make people bow down to you just because of your family. Your excuse? I'm a Malfoy.
Step 10. Give your children stupid and weird sounding names that may affect them later on in live. Go ahead! Name your kid Draco or Scorpius. If you have a daughter name her something lake Taurusia or Taurui. Basically any name that is a constellation works.
Keep practicing these tips and hey! You could be Draco Malfoy's brother or sister! A perfect addition to the Malfoy family name.
