My "Suits".
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural or any of the characters in it. I would like to own the impala though…
In my life, if you can call it that, I have been many things. But you would be surprised who I was originally.
I was actually what is called so delicately: A whore. Not my proudest moment I tell you. But I was the best. I have always been the best. Don't really know what happened though. One minute I'm sleeping with the mayor and the next I'm in hell.
But back to the things I have been. I've gone trough the red head periode. Been a blonde, a bimbo, a fat girl, a child, a teacher, a dwarf and an anorectic bitch. The last one was no use by the way. A demon can stand most things, but her body broke like a twigg! But this is not the weirdest thing I've been. I was born a woman, so the creepiest thing I've possessed was a guy. You hear me: A guy!
I don't get why men want to be men. I like men, or I did when I was human. But to be one, that's different. It's like putting on the wrong clothes. You can't really move like your used to. And there is a thing in the front that is constantly in the way. And the noose hair. Oh, my God. How can guys breath?
Enough about that. You wanna know my favorite "suit"? Blond bombshell. Not because I think blonds have more fun, I was born a red head. But because I looked kick ass. And I don't think Sam had anything against it either. To explain, Sam is this cute demon hunter that I have taken on so he can learn to use his powers better. But don't make me explain that now!
I liked being blond Ruby. It made me feel good. And the body I was in was perfect. Limber and powerful. Unfortunately, it got, well… destroyed. So now I'm stuck in this not so cool, brunette costume. Don't hate being a brunette. But this chick looks like a kinder garden teacher. Your probably wondering why I choose to be in this body? Because I can choose…
Well… It's because I like a good change.
