DISCLAIMER: I OWN NONE OF THE SOURCE MATERIAL REFERENCED IN ANY AND ALL OF MY CHAPTERS! EVERYTHING UNDER A COPYRIGHT, PATENT, OR TRADEMARK BELONGS TO ITS RESPECTIVE OWNER. EVERYTHING ELSE IS FAIR GAME, LAWYERS! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ME THIS TIME!

I actually have no idea if that up there means anything in terms of legal coverage, but better safe than sorry I guess.

Now that we've gotten that silly thing out of the way, I thought it'd be a decent idea to give a somewhat (albeit barely) decent outline of what I'm doing so you know what you're about to get into:

NO LEMON! I cannot stress this enough. There's plenty of that pretty much everywhere else on this site. I think we can manage having a few stories with decency, right?

I'm using a random name generator for any and all names/nicknames of characters except key people from the game(s)/show(s). It's probably not a necessary point; I just thought I'd put it out there because…well…because I can. I thought it was cool.

If you'd like to share a thought or some criticism, PM me. I might respond if I can. Just keep in mind that this is MY story. I'm gonna write how I want unless I get some seriously good suggestions, and then I'll give credit where it is due.

I rated this T to give myself a decent amount of wiggle room. I'm definitely not going over it, and I'm probably not even going to do too much in a T category.

I have no outline for a release schedule, so just check back every week or two and maybe something will be up. I originally planned to do one a week, but I only wrote two chapters (and only posted one) before taking a two year hiatus. I'm only getting back to this now because I'm expecting to have a good bit of free time. Same thing could happen again though, fair warning.

Without further ado, my masterpiece: