Sesshomaru's Dream
By 246Nakuro
Sesshomaru: Jaken! JAKEN! I give you one job and you can't even follow it!! Give me that peice of wood!
Sesshomaru smashes the wooden animal. Jaken looks up in dismay.
Sesshomaru: I don't care how long it took you to make it! We are not here ON VACATION!!!! Now go and get Ah - Un.
Jaken is about to speak when.
Sesshomaru: Jaken, I do not want to have this conversation with you!! Just go and get Ah - Un before I kill you!!
Jaken runs off and Sesshomaru slaps himself in the face and allows his hand to slowly roll down his face till its hanging at his side.
Sesshomaru: I'm surrounded by idiots. Demons, humans, half - demons, their all idiots!! If only I could go somewhere where I actually learned something!! That I wouldn't mind doing! Heck I'd stay there!!
The lights flash green, then red, then yellow, then blue, then go back to normal.
Sesshomaru: What just happened?
Sesshomaru almost gets hit by a car but jumps out of the way.
Sesshomaru: Come back here you tin can on wheels!!
Sesshomaru runs as fast as he can but can't catch the car.
Sesshomaru: Well that sucked. How come I couldn't catch it?
Sesshomaru almost gets run over by another car. Sesshomaru jumps on the top of car.
Sesshomaru: Geez. Some world! I can't go anywhere without almost getting hit.
Sesshomaru starts to stand on car when car comes to a very fast stop.
Sesshomaru: Whoa! (Thinking) Wonder where I am. (Yelling) YES! I'M IN HEAVEN!
The cars and all the people in Kagome's era stare at this crazy, what they think, is an old guy.
Sesshomaru: Heh, heh, sorry. (Thinking) What am I doing?! I'm making myself sound like a complete idiot! Still, this place rocks.
Sesshomaru in a clearing.
Sesshomaru: Ok. I actually LEARNED something today. That Tin cans on wheels can drive faster than I can run, and that tin cans control this place. Plus there's no Jaken's. COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?
Sesshomaru notices a pretty lady walk by.
Sesshomaru: Ah ha! The answer yes this day could get better. Hello pretty lady, and hello better day.
