Sesshomaru's Dream

By 246Nakuro

Sesshomaru: Jaken! JAKEN! I give you one job and you can't even follow it!! Give me that peice of wood!

Sesshomaru smashes the wooden animal. Jaken looks up in dismay.

Sesshomaru: I don't care how long it took you to make it! We are not here ON VACATION!!!! Now go and get Ah - Un.

Jaken is about to speak when.

Sesshomaru: Jaken, I do not want to have this conversation with you!! Just go and get Ah - Un before I kill you!!

Jaken runs off and Sesshomaru slaps himself in the face and allows his hand to slowly roll down his face till its hanging at his side.

Sesshomaru: I'm surrounded by idiots. Demons, humans, half - demons, their all idiots!! If only I could go somewhere where I actually learned something!! That I wouldn't mind doing! Heck I'd stay there!!

The lights flash green, then red, then yellow, then blue, then go back to normal.

Sesshomaru: What just happened?

Sesshomaru almost gets hit by a car but jumps out of the way.

Sesshomaru: Come back here you tin can on wheels!!

Sesshomaru runs as fast as he can but can't catch the car.

Sesshomaru: Well that sucked. How come I couldn't catch it?

Sesshomaru almost gets run over by another car. Sesshomaru jumps on the top of car.

Sesshomaru: Geez. Some world! I can't go anywhere without almost getting hit.

Sesshomaru starts to stand on car when car comes to a very fast stop.

Sesshomaru: Whoa! (Thinking) Wonder where I am. (Yelling) YES! I'M IN HEAVEN!

The cars and all the people in Kagome's era stare at this crazy, what they think, is an old guy.

Sesshomaru: Heh, heh, sorry. (Thinking) What am I doing?! I'm making myself sound like a complete idiot! Still, this place rocks.

Sesshomaru in a clearing.

Sesshomaru: Ok. I actually LEARNED something today. That Tin cans on wheels can drive faster than I can run, and that tin cans control this place. Plus there's no Jaken's. COULD THIS DAY GET ANY BETTER?

Sesshomaru notices a pretty lady walk by.

Sesshomaru: Ah ha! The answer yes this day could get better. Hello pretty lady, and hello better day.