The time has reached…..We were going camping.

Can you believe it, I can't.

I don't even know what camping was and yet we wanted to do it, Jeez this is gonna suck.

Dex was already ready and the ship was fired up along with Tung and Jenny.

"Alright guys, ARE YOU READY!" Dex exclaimed with pure joy and happiness.

"Yea, I guess." Jenny sarcastically suggested,

"Yeah!" Tung shouted with joy,

"Whatever, this is gonna be bull-OW!" I didn't finish my sentence when Jenny punched my shoulder, Damn her.

We were just calmly carrying cargo and supplies into the ship at first, until Dex brought a giant (yet tamed) Devil Banchee the size of a 5 story house with a collar around its neck and being led by the rope attached to it….Its scared the heck outta of us.

"Uh Dex, Where going camping, not battling with a huge bug." I said with total sanity and with Jenny and Tung hiding behind me,

"Oh don't worry, he's tamed and besides you'll never know what will be out there, so I'm bringing him along with us for protection and for study, plus, his name is Mike." Dex fully explained and before Mike got onto the ship he roared loudly and then licked my face playfully with his 3 forked, long tongues and went into the ship. Gross. Good thing I had a napkin in my pocket with me and I was this close to punching Jenny in the face because she laughed at me.

"Mike the Devil Banchee? Huh." I thought, still carrying cargo and supplies into the ship.

Soon enough we were done and were about to enter the ship until I forgot something and ran to get it in my room…It was my awesome black goggles of course, who else would leave their beautiful goggles behind?

**In the Ship**

The engines roared mightily and the energy fuel bars glowed bright healthy green, and the ship began to rise and ZOOM. We took off.

"So where are we going to camp at?" I questioned Dex who was driving the ship himself,

"Oh you know, Planet Orillius." Dex happily replied as always,

"Ora-wha?" Jenny tried to mimic,

"Planet Orillius. It's most known for its fresh atmosphere of rich and non-polluted air and perfect, crisp land, truth me it's a real beaut, and it's a real common attraction due to its multiple nature landscapes, structures and some bugs live there too, boy I promise you, This will be a totally awesome and fun camping trip!" Dex fully explained joyfully as always,

"So...What's in it for me?" I asked,

"You'll see soon..." Dex replied with a smirk,

I blushed a little but quickly hid it before anyone else could see it, especially Jenny.

**2-5 Hours later**

"Alrighty! We're here!" Dex exclaimed as joyful and happy as himself.

"Finally." Jenny suddenly relieved,

"Yay! We're here, now let's go!" Tung exclaimed and just as happy as Dex,

However, for me I was fast asleep and in a deep sleep state, plus I never knew we were there already, until Dex softly rubbed my ear to wake me up.

"Huh. Wha." I said while blushing and feeling the soft touch of Dex's fingers on my ear.

"Wake up, mate. We're here." Dex whispered,

"Oh." I responded with my head down, then I got up.

As soon as we all (and Mike) exited the ship we were greeted by absolute amazement.

The scenery was outstandingly beautiful.

The landscape was decorated with lush trees swaying and grass shivering and soothed by the calm breeze, bugs that somehow looked like birds chirped and small, harmless colony insects climbed up trees here and there, and the sun's god rays shined throughout the whole land with a perfect gleam, and the sky was totally light blue with a few clouds and no sign of pollution at all, with a day so beautiful and perfect, I could be a bit lucky for something, but for us we landed in a slightly small, peaceful meadow.

"It's a beauty isn't it? Jenny prepare the tents, Tung see if you can get any firewood, Zap follow me." Dex commanded and went into a forest entrance while I followed behind,

"Dex, what's firewood, and what happens if touch it? Will it burn me?" Tung asked fearfully,

"Yes, to ashes in fact and all you'll see is your flesh burning off of your bones, before your eyes melt off of your skull." I hilariously answered,

"ZAP!" Jenny irritably shouted,

"No. None of that will happen, its color is just browner." Dex gave the final answer,

"Oh. Okie dokie!" Tung responded and hopped off to go get firewood.

Without hesitation or disobedience we went back to work from the small argument we had and did what he said before, but for me I was still following him through the woods while chuckling and snickering at the same time from the false prediction of Tung's death.

Besides that me and Dex walked quite a distance of up to 1 mile or 2, but anyways with that distance covered we walked all that until we reached a big, 300 acre lake.

I whistled and then stated "Wow that's one big ass lake."

"Zap, watch your mouth." Dex warned me and he went into some bushes to get sticks for fishing,

"I'm right y'know and what are you doing in that bush, preparing a bathroom or something" I snapped,

"Fishing sticks, because we're gonna go fishing!" Dex shouted with joy while holding out 2 fishing rods,

"Ugh, can this day get any worse?" I growled,

"Don't worry, it won't, you know what. Tonight, you can spend a night in my bio-electrical tent and I have pizza in my camping bag. Agree? Dex suggested,

"Well...Ok, Agreed." I said while blushing slightly,

Soon enough we began fishing with the fishing rods Dex made and to be honest...I caught more fish than him, and hell yeah I felt proud of myself. I even caught a big, red sockeye salmon while Dex struggled to get a grip on a small, slippery whopper fish and yes, he fell in the lake and got wet while trying which was hilarious. So afterwards, we counted the fish we caught which were 7 sockeye salmon, 5 whoppers and 10 tuna fish and equaled 22 fish in all. We putted them in a huge, leaf-made bag that Dex made. I have to admit, that Australian man is really good with DIY things and stuff.

"Heuh! You should have seen your face when you fell in the water. Priceless." I stated which annoyed Dex,

"Just you wait until I get you back!" Dex assured vengeance with a pointing finger at me.

We continued back to our camp meadow.

**Nighttime and back at the Campsite**

We arrived back at the campsite and the first thing to catch our eyes was Mike sleeping inside a hole in the ground, all of our tents fixed while Dex own was bigger than everyone's, , Tung and Jenny around a campfire and began a conversation.

"We're back!" I yelled,

"Yeah and wait till ya see what we caught!" Dex added,

"You mean 'what I caught'." I reminded him,

"It better not be tuna." Jenny warned,

"But I love tuna!" Tung hopped in,

"Don't worry, we have different types of fish we caught." Dex settled,

"I CAUGHT THEM!" I rebelled aggressively,

Dex simply sighed and Mike licked his face in pity.

**1-2 hours of eating, chatting, singing and talking over the campfire**

"Well, I'm hitting the hay, see ya in the morning." Jenny said before going to her tent,

"Me too, bye bye!" Tung goodbyed and went in his as well,

Mike already knew it was his bedtime and he went off yawning to his hole in the ground to sleep.

"Well...I guess it's just me and you, off to the tent then." Dex assured and got up,

I blushed slightly by the mentioning of me and him, not to mention I blush too much. I followed Dex into his tent and was amazed by how comfy and warm his tent was. It gave me a pleasant feeling for some reason. Dex took off his shoes and went to the right corner of his tent to get the pizza he promised me, while I took off my shoes too and settled them beside his.

"So...I did promise you something earlier and here you are." Dex reminded and putted the box of pizza in front of me.

"Uh y'know what...I'll eat it in the morning." I suggested,

"Oh. Um ok." Dex responded and begin to fix his and my own sleeping bag,

He was gentle and was doing the work slowly to assure perfection, my eyes kept looking at him...his hair...his eyes...his lips...ugh! I had to shake my head to make sure I wasn't falling into a trance or zoning out, but just couldn't take my eyes off him, in fact he reminded me of the night we spent together…Alone and in the dark...in my room...and on my bed...(reference to Zap's Night).

"Ok Zap, your sleeping bag is ready." Dex announced softly,

"Uh, thanks." I thanked with a low voice,

Soon enough I was comfy in my sleeping bag and ready to fall asleep in to my dream world but a certain light clang woke me, so I lifted my head up to see what Dex was doing and I soon saw that he have a fancy glass cup and a tall glass bottle with it labeled 'Grape Wine' and it also said '100% non-alcoholic, but may contain substances that cause drunkenness, please drink responsibly.' and I watched on as he poured a whole half glass bottle amount into his glass and began to drink it and finished it.

"Hey. What is that?" I asked,

"Huh, oh this? Um it's just something you shouldn't try." He answered with a smug smirk,

"Gimme that." I demanded and snatched the grape wine from him and finished the half remaining,

"Wait! ZAP NUUU!" Dex exclaimed,

I dropped the grape wine bottle, brought my head down and stared.

"Uh*hic* ho..." Dex slurry cautioned,

I was in a state where nothing made sense, where freedom was always there, my whole body felt warm and cozy, and I feel like one giant vibrating being. A few seconds ago I felt like I was in a buzz state but now. It's completely different and less coordinated than usual. The taste and flavor of that delicious grape wine took my mind and body to another place. A wonderful, carefree and fun place.

Yep. I was drunk and Dex was too.

"Zap, Uh *hic* are you…ok?" Dex forced out of his mouth,

"Ye-yeaah…I'm gooood…" I slurred,

"Have I ever told you your beauuutiful? Eh eh?" Dex slurrly asked,

"Nu. I-I-I didn' know thut." I managed to say,

"Well you are…" Dex seduced,

We got closer and closer to each other until our lips felt like they were tickling each other and once again I felt his warmth surround me.

"Wha…. Wha are you…" I lowly quavered while blushing and this time my blush was a wild red and surely I could'nt hide this one,

"Hush, it is ok, it is I. Dax Humilton" Dex drunkly slurred,

First he took off his shirt and his white long sleeve beneath it, I did get a glimpse of his shirtless torso. It was firm and had a tempting look and I saw slight traces of abs. I didn't know why he did that but who gave a damn when we were drunk, next Dex brought me closer to him and cuddled me in a warm embrace where I thought I was being wrapped by a python, but it felt great.

Before I could say anything else, something soft, warm, and very alive stopped my words and they felt the same as the night I had once with Dex. Lips. Dex's own connected to mine without a doubt. I stuck my tongue inside of his mouth to not seem so helpless and was rewarded with a sweet moan, our tongues slithered and mingled against one another, he then pushed me down to lay on top of me but was careful to not crush me under his weight. Dex deepened his kiss and which only made it more interesting for me while my hands were busy exploring his bare body, back, and chest. His chest was pretty broad and strong for a man like him and my legs were able to wrap themselves around his mid-section.

Soon enough we got tired and needed air but something like this drunken hot make-out wanted us stay on to each other longer and not to mention we were still in our drunken state but it started to wear off to a buzz state, and after a few more seconds of hot love, we parted, and sure enough I was worn out and I just layed there exhausted and still in a calm buzz state while Dex simply stayed on top of me.

Afterwards we fell asleep on each other over the night and of course I was satisfied, in fact it turns out that this. Was the best camping trip ever.

Unfortunately, for us. Mike watched the whole thing when he wanted a night snack (he ate a big tuna fish from our fishing bag) and went right back to his hole to sleep and yeah, he was confused of what me and Dex did.

**2 days later**

"Alright gang, time to head home, I need to see how the Phase Glider eggs are doing." Dex annouced and brought in Mike to the ship,

'Finally the torture is over." Jenny added with even more sarcasm while going into the ship, which was awful,

"Awww, Do we have to?" Tung pleaded to stay but was pulled in by Jenny,

"Zap! Hurry Up!" Jenny ordered with arrogance,

"Alright I'm coming! Sheesh." I backbited,

I took another last look at the perfect nature of Planet Orillius and went into the ship to sit down for we were heading back to the Habitat.

Best fucking camping trip ever...Zzz