"Why I gotta be Chewie?"
"Because you have the crossbow and you're taller."
"Only by a couple inches."
"You're Still taller."
"The contest is for couples, we shoulda done Han and Leia. Not Han and Chewie."
"If you want to put on a dress and wear cinnamon buns over your ears, you're welcome to it."
"But Han don't kiss the wookie. It'll be weird."
"I'm not going as Leia, okay? If you want to, you can. Besides, this Han will still be munching a carpet at the end of the night."
"Not if he keeps talking like that he ain't!"
A/N: I counted the words so it's exactly 100 despite what FF likes to think
