Disclaimer: Shaman King isn't mine


It was a beautiful sunny day. The birds were chirping and the grass was green!

"We must fin Anna!" exclaimed Hao. "She will make the perfect Shaman Queen, and she will be my wife!"

Just then, Hao heard a person scream from behind a bush. They had tripped and fell.

As Hao walked around th bush to check on the person, he saw a beautiful woman. She had her hair down up with green ribbons, and wore a green silk kimono with tiny brown squirrels printed on it.

"Are you alright?" asked Hao.

"Of course! I'm no weakling!" the woman said defensively. "Are you Hao?"

"Why yes, I am," Hao replied, smiling.

"You don't look so tough; I'm very disappointed! I've traveled halfway across the world in search of you. My name is Tracy, and I am the tamer of blue squirrels."

"Oh yes, I've heard so much about you," Hao said. "It is said that you are a very powerful woman, and without a doubt a formidable foe!"

"I wish to become your assistant but it seems I've traveled all this way for nothing!"

"Really, do you think I'm that weak?" Hao asked as a sinister smile spread across his face.

"Yes, I do," Tracy replied casually. "What do you think, Miranda?"

Just then, a huge, magnificent blue squirrel appeared.

"Let's leave, Tracy-chan! He's not worth our time!" Miranda the blue squirrel replied.

"So that's your guardian ghost!" Hao said looking over Miranda. "Pathetic!"

"How dare you insult my guardian ghost! Prepare to die!" Tracy exclaimed.

"Very well, then!" Hao replied, smirking.

"Prancing squirrel dance!" Tracy said as she raised her spirit medium (a stuffed squirrel) above her head, ready to strike.

"Not so fast," yelled Hao.

Just then, there was a flash and everything was engulfed in flame.

"Miranda, Miranda, where are you?" Tracy yelled with complete terror in her voice.

"Help, Tracy-chan, help!" Miranda cried.

Tracy looked around frantically and then saw through the clearing smoke. Miranda was trapped in a cage of fire.

"Release her now!" Tracy bellowed as her eyes filled with tears.

"On one condition!" Hao shouted.

"Anything, anything!"

"You must become my assistant and bring me my future wife, whose name is Anna, an itako." Hao stated, smiling.

"Alright. Now release Miranda as you promised you would."

Hao released Miranda from her fiery prison, and went with Tracy to prepare for their journey.


AN: Tracy is a real person (aka Squirrel Fraulein), and so is Miranda (aka MerndaSaysDownWithWormtail). Because I am an evil child, Squirrel Fraulein has become the protagonist, which is very much against her will.