Keli Si Ting wuz a girl of Zhangjiao. She wuz teh awoeme gal of Zhangjiao of Keli clun. He had one eye halfy-closy, one eye open. Se wore hevey make up. She had horse teeth an huge face. Part of face had vomit om. She wuz fat an ungly am had styeoh clothes : shirt skitym, open shirty, bearfooted wuz he. She has pale skinny an long burne haire. Se wuz 12.

Se went tp eat, downystairs. Passed her dad woh scrathced his head and said bla bla in blanky state. Nakked.

She ran an sat eat. Her mommy sat in teh pot an ate furbies. Here bother pikky nosy an ate dunball.

Si Ting ate ten ran outty. He saw friendy. Ka Lin Nuo an Weiluo Ni Ka. Tey giggly. Tey talky of Si Ting marry Zuggly Lian. Tey siny an dancy...wen Lin Nuo iz eaten by tigger. Ni Ka an Si Ting GASPY!!!!!

Tey sav man. Stood man. He wuz dark an fatty. Hes no teeth an havy SOMBERRY! He hadd darl blakk hary braded. He whore robz. Many had scary an pupsies. He wuz relly hairy. He wuz 35.

Screamy pesant : ITS A KAI WEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KaiWen smirky an say ooog Yu Dian OOG. Yu Dian teh diggy calm. Si Ting throw Ni Ka at tigger and Kai Wen an runny. Se ran hose were Kai Wan alrey is. He kiky her dad wo on 4 lik flor. Dady stood up an lik Si Ting's vomit facy ten ble ble ble in her facy. Se scrams an jump outie wino. KaiWen sniffle an jump after her. Houdini eats tem. Dad an tigerr lik flor. Wen dad slappy tigger an die. Sad stori comez end.

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