AN: Short, but funny (I hope). Based off a lawyer joke I heard a while back, I just used Hetalia characters instead. Hope you like it!
Disclaimer: If I owned Hetalia, half the main characters would be female.
Japan, America, and Canada are on a drive one evening, when their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere. So the three countries get out and walk down the road to look for someone to help them with their engine troubles. Finally, after about 20 minutes, they reach a farmhouse. At this point, it's quite dark out, so they ask the farmer if they can spend the night. The farmer tells them that yes, they can, but there is only one condition: he has only one guest bedroom, with two beds, so one of them will have to sleep in the barn. Japan nobly volunteers, and goes to the barn while America and Canada go to the guest bedroom.
After about an hour, there is a knock on the door. Canada wakes up and goes to answer it, and there is Japan.
"I'm solly to distulb you, Canada," he apologizes, "but thele is this looster that keeps clowing evely few minutes, and I just can't get to sreep."
"That's okay, I'll sleep in the barn then." Canada says. "I can sleep through any noise. You just go to the guest room, then." So Canada goes to the barn, and Japan goes upstairs to sleep in his bed.
After another hour, there is another knock on the door. America wakes up and goes and answers it, and sees Canada standing at the door.
"Sorry America, but there's this cow in the barn that stinks something awful, and I can't stand it!"
"Okay, I'll sleep in the barn, then." America says. "It can't be that bad!" So America goes to the barn and Canada goes back upstairs to the guest bedroom.
Everything is peaceful for a while, but then, after another hour, there is a third knock on the door. Japan goes to answer it, and there are the cow and the chicken.
