A/N: This is written from my point of view. It was something funny my friends and I were discusing today in art. Takes place in RE5. Discription's:

Me: Black fedora, White button up shirt, black vest, black skinny jeans, black runners. Short brown hair, blue eyes.

Kaylee: Curly blonde hair, no fedora, purple tee-shirt, blue jeans, fusia sweater. Black runners, Hazel eyes.

Dude on Piano: A suit...

Chris: What he usually wears.

Wesker: ... Black leather... as usual...

Zombies: What they usually look like.

Izzy: Black hair, green bangs, light blue shirt with black pants.

ON WARDS!

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I spelt that wrong, I think...

Ever wonder how you could distract Wesker when fighting him? Well, I came up with a little thing with my friends in art today... It mainly went down like this.

I would be walking down the street in Africa because I felt like going to Africa... anyways, I was just minding my own buisness when I saw Albert Wesker. "Hey Wesker!" He looks over to me, and a spotlight land's on me, everywhere else darkening. "I have something to tell you."

"Oh?"

"Yes." A piano slid out from behind me, striking up a familiar tune. Wesker cocked an eyebrow. Kaylee then slides out from behind me, moving up beside me.

"Hi - Hi! We're your Weather Girls - Ah-huh -
And have we got news for you - You better listen!
Get ready, all you lonely girls
and leave those umbrellas at home. - Alright! -

"Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men.

"It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
I'm gonna go out to run and let myself get
Absolutely soaking wet!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Every Specimen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean"

Zombies come walking across, jazz hands waving.

"God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Ameeeeeennnn!

"I feel stormy weather / Moving in about to begin
Hear the thunder / Don't you lose your head
Rip off the roof and stay in bed

"God bless Mother Nature, she's a single woman too
She took off to heaven and she did what she had to do
She taught every angel to rearrange the sky
So that each and every woman could find her perfect guy
It's Raining Men! Yeah!

"Humidity is rising - Barometer's getting low
According to all sources, the street's the place to go
Cause tonight for the first time
Just about half-past ten
For the first time in history
It's gonna start raining men."

Chris comes in, sliding on his knee's.

"It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men! Amen!
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah! - It's Raining Men!"

We weirdly get popped to a roof. "What was the point of that?" Wesker would cock his eyebrow again.

"Give birth!" Would be my responce.

"I'm a male."

"Are you sure?"

"Yes."

"Damn." Then I would shove him off a roof and watch him twitch.

Then Izzy would walk up to the twitching Wesker and cut him in half with his chainsaw.

A/N: So yeah, here you have it. You may not like it. I don't care. I thought it was funny. The same thing would apply in Assassin's Creed.