BewilderedLoca
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Renkotsu sighed as he enjoyed himself resting against a boulder and stared admist into the broad sky blue sky.
It has been a long while since he relaxed during the day with such beautiful weather as this. He sighed in relief while closing his eyes.
What a great day for a break!, he thought in bliss, not noticing Bankotsu walking towards him, with a concerned look on his face.
"Hey Renkotsu!" Bankotsu shouted as he added. "I'm sorry to bother you but I have a question..."
Renkotsu's brows furrowed as he scrunched his nose in annoyance.
So much for a break.
"What is it, Bankotsu?" he asked, not even bothering to open his eyes.
Bankotsu pouted. "While I was eating, I thought of something that Jakotsu said awhile back. Being that you're smarter, I think you would know."
Renkotsu sighed, "Do I have to explain the 'birds and bees' to you again or should I lend Suikotsu the honor?"
"Nah, I was just thinking, is it true that if you lick your right elbow you turn into a girl?" he blinked. "And if you lick your left one you turn into a racoon?"
Renkotsu twitched, "Who on earth told you that?"
"Jakotsu said it was a old wives' tale." he told him while Renkotsu covered his face. "No. it's not. Atleast I don't think."
"I know but I tried and... I can't do it." he said while Renkotsu groaned. "Why would you wanna be a girl in the first place?"
"To see how it is to walk around with boobs, duh!" he retorted while Renkotsu rolled his eyes. "Just forget I asked that." he walked away.
"Already did." Renkotsu muttered until he heard someone walked towards him. "Hey Renkotsu. I have another question."
"Yes Bankotsu?"
"Can donkeys kill people?" Renkotsu scowled.
"I don't know and I don't really care."
"What about squirrels?"
"I highly doubt it."
"Really?" Renkotsu stood quiet.
"Why do leaves turn red and yellow?"
"Well..." Renkotsu started to say while Bankotsu bombarded him with more questions.
"Are acorns baby trees?"
"Why do people die?"
"Who name the East 'east' and the West 'west'?"
"Where are the elephants and flamingos?"
"How come life expectancy is short lived?"
"Why doesn't the moon share the earth with the sun?"
"How many stars are averaged there in a day?"
"Why does InuYasha's brother wear that thing around his shoulder?"
"Is he gay?"
"Why does Kouga wear a skirt?"
"Why do priestess wear red pants and white blouses?"
"Are demon slayers racist against demons?"
"Why must monks be bald?"
"Why isn't that Miroku bald then?"
"Why can't everyone have a castle?"
"Why are there poor people?"
"Why is the sky blue?"
"I don't know Bankotsu. I just don't know...." Renkotsu groaned. He had long gone had a mindgraine and it was killing him.
"You think it's because blue is my favorite color?"
"Possibly." Renkotsu deadpanned. He'll agree to anything at this point. Anything to shut him up.
"You think it's because I'm Kami's favorite and he made the sky blue thinking about me?"
Renkotsu stood silent. "I think so. He must be proud of me and what I'm doing!" he said proudly. "What do you think Renkotsu?"
"You know what I think? I think we should make a truce." he said while Bankotsu raised a brow. "Really? What's in it for me?"
"I promise to give you my fill of sake, if you'll please STOP asking me so many questions!!"
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A/N:
This came to me when I waiting for my clothes to dry in the laundry
mat x__X
