Disclaimer: I wish I owned Victorious, but unfortunately Dan Schneider got to it first :(

Ch 1 - Almost 17

Jade POV

I was standing at my locker thinking about a pair of scissors I had seen this morning on the way to school when I heard a loud and high pitched voice,

"Jadey!"

I slammed my locker shut and turned to see the cheery red head bouncing happily towards me,

"Jadey, guess what?" She said obviously excited about something,

I sighed, "What is it Cat?"

"Guess"

"Caaat" I said warningly, "You know I hate this game",

"Okaay" she sighed with a little frown that quickly turned into a smile again,

"IT'S ALMOST MY 17TH BIRTHDAY!" she screamed while bouncing up and down eagerly,

Yes, Cats birthday, it's the most exciting time of the year... And by exciting I mean horrific, and not the good kind... You see, Cat loves her birthday, she loves the present, the cake, the "Sesame Street" themed birthday parties and all the cutesy party games...I know, I'd rather slam my tongue in a car door too...

"Well congratulation, your a year closer to death" I said with a sarcastic smile,

She stopped bouncing, "W-what?"

Gosh, this girl cannot take a joke!

She starred at me with wide eyes, tears starting togor in the corners if them, "B-but I dont want to d-die"

Before i could say anything Beck appeared,

"Hey babe" he said planting a kiss on my cheek, "Hey C-" he stopped when he saw the look on her face, "Cat, whats wrong? Jade, what did you do?"

"Why do you assume its something I did?" I shot back,

"..."

"Fine, I told Cat shes a year closer to death and now shes over-reacting as usual!"

"Babe, you cant say things like that to Cat, now apologise"

"But-"

"NOW, or no coffee for a week!"

I gave him my best death glare, "Whatever, I'm sorry" I shrugged,

"Thats OK Jadey, I forgive you" she said the smile back on her face, "Oh, there's Tori, HEY TORI GUESS WHAT?" she ran after her,

"Good girl" Beck said placing a kiss on my lips, I rolled my eyes,

"But if you EVER threaten me with coffee again, I'll take my new pair of scissors and take my anger out on your hair !" I warned him,

"Sure babe, whateeeever you say" he said with a smug smile on his face,

"So what are we gonna get Cat for her birthday?" he questioned,

"I dont know and I dont care, birthdays are lame anyway"

"What about your birthday?"

"OTHER peoples birthdays are lame!"

Geez, you would think after 2 years of dating he would know me better by now!

*ding* *ding* *ding*

"We'll figure it out later, ok babe?"

"Whatever" I shrugged and walked up the stairs to class... This is gonna be a loooong day...

A/N: So i know this was a really short and lame chapter but it is my very first fanfiction ever! If you could review that would be awesome! If i get a few reviews I will update it soon! Much love 3