It was no secret that Kakuzu was obsessed with money. Everyone knew that he would spend hours late at night counting all of his money, handling financial matters, and counting his money all over again. It didn't bother most of Akatsuki. Heck, all of them had their weird quirks, so they figured to leave Kakuzu alone.
At least, most of them did.
"Kakuzu!"
Kakuzu let out a controlled, yet angry sigh. "Hidan, you caused me to have to recount my money all over again."
"Ah, who gives a bleep," Hidan replied, walking up to the table that Kakuzu was using to count his money. "You're just counting your frickin' money, and no one cares."
Kakuzu turned around to face Hidan, his steely gaze boring into the soul of his Akatsuki partner. "I could kill you, you know."
Hidan let out a short bark of laughter. "You'd never be able to bleeping do it. But that's not why I'm here, check out this awesome bleep." He pulled a thin, blue device from his pocket. Because he now has a pocket in his Akatsuki cloak.
Kakuzu frowned. "I don't have time for your crap, Hidan."
"No, seriously, you have to check this out." Hidan pushed a button on the device, an evil smirk on his face. Immediately, loud singing blasted out from the device.
It's not about the money, money, money
We don't need your money, money, money
We just wanna make the world dance
Don't care about the price tag
To say that Kakuzu was not impressed was a horrifying understatement.
Meanwhile, Hidan was laughing his face off. "That was some bleepin' awesome bleep, right? Hell, you should listen to that more often, no bleep."
Kakuzu was silent for a moment. "I could kill you, you know."
"Ah, bleep, you'd never be able to pull it off."
As Hidan left the room, Kakuzu sighed yet again. One of these days, he was going to kill that punk.
Author's Note: This idea came to me when my siblings and I were roleplaying Naruto one day. If someone else has already made a story like this, I sincerely apologize, since I wasn't aware of that, and I was only having fun with this story. I hope you all liked it!
