helo my name is Joey and I'am 11 yers old and ths is my EPIC HARRY POTTR FANFIC.

BE NICE 2 ME IN THE REVEIWS! my Dad says i have serius issus so I cant hellp if u think my stury is bad.

cahpter 1

SO I was walking along down msy stret by myself after shool. yesterday was a bad day. I got F's on all my tests and hoework and the skool bully Richurd and his gang bullied me after skool. I got home and my dad sees my grades and he said "JOEY YOU ARE A FALURE YU ARE WORTHLESS TO ME" and he hit me and sent me to my room without diner.

i layed dwn on my bed and started crieing into my pollow. Then I rememberd it was my 11th birthdasy today and I cried some more beacuse i new my Dad would foget. Sudenly he burst down my dore and I started screaming.

"JOEY DO U NOW WHAT DAY IT IS,!" he yeled. "yes" i said afraidly. I alredy new what he was about to say.

"IT IS THE ANVERSARY OF YUR MOM'S DETH! AND U KILLED HER BECAUSE UR HEAD WAS TO BIG AND IT BROKE HE VAGIA AN SHE BLED EVERYWERE AND DIED." dad yelled. "UR A STUPID CUNT JOEY AND I WISH YOU WERE NEVER BORN!" then He slabed me accross the face hard. "OH YEAH AND I HADS TO PAY THE HOSPITL BILLS AND NOW WERE BROKE SO FUCK U!" Dad said before he ledft.

I creid again. My face hert really badly. The only thing i had now was my Harry potter book and jesus. i go to chuch every day becaus my dad forces me too but maybe that precher guy was right and god relly loves me. I prayed to jesus. "pleas let me be just like harry potter," I said.

I waited a long time. nuthing happened. I cried some mroe and went to sleep. Sudernly I had an idea.

"Please satan let me be just liek harry potter." I said. Then SATAN appeared in front of me!

"I can send you to Hary Potters house but you needs to give me a sul!" satan said. I new what to do.

"ok satani'll be right back," I said. Then I went downstars. My Dad was waiting for me.

"JOEY YOU WURTHLESS SON OF A BITCH! I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN UR ROOM YOU FUckiNG RETARD FAGUT!" Then he tackled me to the ground. I started screeming. Then I got really mad. "GO TO HELL YOU BASTARD!" I yeled at dad.

Dad went silent. "what the FUCK did you just say!" He SCREAMED. Then he punched me straigt in the face and I could fell my nose broke. I bled everywheere and cried. I didnt think it could get any worse but then my dad started to rap me! It relly hurt and my butt tore open and everything. The worst part was it wosn't the first time Dad had rapped me.

Sudenly Satan came downstars and he shot Dad with a firey laser! Dad's entire face metled of but he didnt die. I saw it and It was my chance. I grabbed a nife and stabed dad in the heart and chest a milion times and there was blud everywhere and then he took his last breth and died. I finally got my revenge. The couch was staned red though.

satan looked at Dad's ded body. Then he pulled his soul out. "Ok a deal is a deal," Satan sad.

Then sudenly... I WAS ON PRIVT DRIVE!

You better have likd my stury! ANyway i will update tommorow I promise.

JOEY