(AN: I am sorry to any people who may be offended about how out of character the people are. I was so board and this is what I did. No disrespect to any twilight characters, I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. AND I do Not own twilight or its characters.)
Random conversations
Edward: Bella, will you go down in the basement and-
Bella: basement!? Its dark down there! And there are spiders!
Edward: You. Are. A. vampire. WTF!
Bella: What were we talking about?
Edward: Basement. Never mind, I'll get Jacob to do it since he is secretly in love with me.
Bella: No he is not. He loves Nessie. I'm so smart!
Edward: Technically since she has my DNA he could be tied back to loving me. Facial!
Bella: O…k?
Edward: Just kidding.
