(AN: I am sorry to any people who may be offended about how out of character the people are. I was so board and this is what I did. No disrespect to any twilight characters, I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. AND I do Not own twilight or its characters.)

Random conversations

Edward: Bella, will you go down in the basement and-

Bella: basement!? Its dark down there! And there are spiders!

Edward: You. Are. A. vampire. WTF!

Bella: What were we talking about?

Edward: Basement. Never mind, I'll get Jacob to do it since he is secretly in love with me.

Bella: No he is not. He loves Nessie. I'm so smart!

Edward: Technically since she has my DNA he could be tied back to loving me. Facial!

Bella: O…k?

Edward: Just kidding.