Disclaimer: I still don't own anyone!

A/N: I really love Steph and I think she is god. However, her and Kurt have a past so I have to use it to the best of my advantage!

Our story opens with Kurt, T-Boy, Bubba, Spike, The Rock, Luke, Stephanie McMahon, and myself flying on a private WWE plane. I have my head on Kurt's shoulder sound asleep and Kurt is coloring in his Rug Rats coloring book. The Rock is hiding from Luke because he keeps trying to put him in the walls. T-Boy and Bubba have been tied to their seats because they kept trying to put each other through the cockpit door. T-Boy said the first person to fall out of the plane looses. Spike was in charge of taking care of them. Now we come to my enemy, Stephanie McMahon. I know she is sitting over there looking at my man but she can't have him. She wouldn't know how to take care of Kurt if she tried but then again I don't think anyone would want to even try! Kurt told me if I let her come with us I could have my Winnie The Pooh© stuffed animal back. So, I was forced into letting her tag along.

T-Boy: (through duck tape on her mouth) Miss mer mis mice mot maving Meff mere! Translation: This sure is nice not having Jeff Here.

Bubba: (through duck tape on his mouth) Moo maid met!

Translation: You said it.

Spike: I can't wait until we get there. I haven't been to Disney World© in forever!

I heard The Dudley's talking about the trip and wake up. I was so excited about going. I felt about the age Kurt acted. I kiss Kurt on his cheek and jumped a couple seats back to join The Dudley's. I made Luke go sit with Kurt and leave Rocky alone for a minute. I made Spike take the duct tape off of T-Boy and Bubba so we could all talk.

Spike: I don't wanna!

Casey: Spike if you take it off Luke will let you do The Dudley Dog on him!

Spike got all excited and ripped the tape off their mouths. You would think someone was raping the two of them by the way they scream!

Bubba: Thanks! I guess.

Casey: I have no idea how I talked Matt into watching Jeff while we all went to Disney! This is going to be awesome. I can't wait to meet Winnie!

T-Boy: Can we put him through a table?

Casey: NOOO!!! You can put Cinderella through one though.

Bubba: Works for me!

T-Boy: Me too!

Rock walks up to us and sits next to me.

The Rock: I want to meet Donald Duck! He is so cool!

Casey: he can't even talk!
The Rock: And Kurt can?

Casey: You got me there.

T-Boy: Can we table Donald?

The Rock: I don't care as long as you let me Rock Bottom him and do The People's Elbow on him first!

Bubba: Fair enough! Anyone have any beer? Hey flight attendant lady, bring us some beer!

Stephanie: I'm not the flight attendant!

Bubba: Oh, well where did she go?

Casey: Forget it Bubba. Watch!

I slip a panel back on the side of the window. A panel of buttons is reveled with different kinds of liquor and drugs on it. I push Bud Light© and a beer pops out of a slot in the bottom. Bubba grabs the beer and looks at me in disbelief.

Casey: Good old Vinnie Mac! You know he has the hook up!

T-Boy: I want a hit of acid.

Casey: We are fresh out. I think that's what happened to Jeff's brain All I got left is some killer smoke.

T-Boy: Well shit! I'm not a big smoker but what the hell. Give me some then.

I open the drug panel up further to reveal the smoke section. There are different buttons with bong, joint, pipe, gas mask, and loose written on them. I press bong and a glass water bong slides out the side wrapped in bubble tap and a dime of smoke on top.

Spike: Vinnie Mac knows how to live life right!

Rock leans over and whispers something in my ear. I look up and see Luke passed out in the aisle and Stephanie playing patty cake with Kurt!

Casey: That bitch! Thanks for keeping your eye out D!

The Rock: No problem but Casey I'm Rock in this one not Dwayne!

Casey: Damn it! I have got to stop writing so much.

I run over to where my seat was before the billion-dollar hoe tried to steal it. I jumped on top of her and start hammering away. I picked her up and chocked slammed her 3 times. She lay completely still on top of Luke. Luke never budged.

Kurt: Casey!

Casey: Kurt I said she could come. That doesn't mean I have to be nice to her too.

Suddenly Lillian Garcia's voice was heard over the intercom.

Lillian: We will be landing in Orlando in fifteen minutes. Please fasten your seatbelts and prepare to land!

All: Yeah!

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Casey: I rented a resort right at Disney Land. Vince will be taking it out of the wrestler's checks!

The Guys: Man!
Casey: We have a 3-bedroom place. There are 3 beds in each room. Kurt and I will sleep together. Rock and Luke can have the other 2 beds. The Dudley's have the room across from us. You all have your own beds so no one has to sleep with Bubba. Stephanie you got the room at the other end of the hall by yourself. We all share the living area and the kitchen. Dudley's you have your own ice box in your bedroom. Please store extra food there!

Bubba: Thanks!

Kurt: here Steph. You can have Mr. Teddy

Casey: Kurt! That's not fair!

Stephanie: sticks her tongue out at me.

We grabbed a taxi at the airport and had them drive us to our home away from home. The place was absolutely amazing! It looked like a model home lot. The houses were perfect. Inside the resort its self there was volleyball, basketball, horseback riding, a huge playground, 3 pools, and 3 Wendy's. We followed the bag guy back to our place and started to get settled in.

T-Boy: There is orange, red, and blue cameo all over in here!

Casey: I thought you would like that.

Luke: Look at this place! It's huge.

The Rock: Rock approves!

Casey: I don't give a shit in you approve. Your opinion doesn't count anymore. The only heel I listen to is Kurt.

The Rock: It's those damn Kanucks fault!

Casey: Stupid Canadians!

Kurt drug our stuff into the room. Bubba and T-boy were already in the kitchen checking out the cooking equipment.

Casey: It's almost 8 p.m. now. I am just going to order us all room service from the hotel. We can get groceries tomorrow night.

T-boy: You have any game plane, Case?

Casey: I figured we would hit Disney World tomorrow. Then we will get Universal on Tuesday. Finish up with Sea World and MGM on Wednesday. Head back home Thursday morning.

Bubba: Let's party!

T-Boy: Anyone want to play truth or dare?

Casey: Sounds good but Stephanie can't play.

Stephanie: Why not!

The Rock: You heard the lady. You can't play.

Kurt: Sorry Steph.

We all sit down in the floor of the resort. Stephanie gets on the couch to watch us.

Casey: T-Boy this was your idea. You pick first.

T-Boy: Kurt, truth or dare?

Kurt: Truth.

T-Boy: Is it true that you still wet the bed at night, Kurt?

Kurt: NO!
T-Boy: Kurt?

Kurt: Ok maybe but just a little.

Kurt: Casey, truth or dare?

Casey: Dare!

Kurt: I dare you to strip naked and run around the resort.

Casey: Okie dokie!

I strip my clothes off and head out the door. You can hear me screaming It's True It's true through out the place. I run back in the place and slam the door.

Casey: (breathless) That was fun! T-Boy truth or dare?

T-Boy: Dare.

Casey: I dare you to put Stephanie threw a table.

T-Boy: Cool!

T-Boy sprinkles her magic table dust from our sleepover and a table appears. She runs off and grabs a screaming Stephanie. She stands on the back of the couch and just dives through the table.

Casey: Nice!

Bubba: WOOD!

Spike: Dudley Dog!

Spike then grabs Stephanie's limp body and Dudley Dogs her off the bar. Everyone looks satisfied with the unstill Stephanie. Well everyone but Kurt but no one real cares what he thinks anyway.

T-Boy: Spike truth or dare?

Spike: Truth.

T-Boy: Is it true that your still a virgin, Spike?

Spike: Ummmm….

T-Boy: Spike!

Spike: yeah, yeah I am

All: Laughs and points at Spike.

Spike: Kurt, you can't laugh! You are still a virgin too!

Casey: No he's not!

Everyone: Looks at Kurt and myself amazed.

Spike: It's late we are getting up early in the morning.

Casey: Spike is right. Everyone set your alarms for 8. Someone sets Stephanie's for 10, please.

T-Boy picks up the still helpless Stephanie and carries her to her room. She throws her in the floor and sets her alarm for ten. Everyone else heads for the bed. Tomorrow was going to be the best day of our lives!