Hey, me again…if I'm not updating crimson death I'm usually creating one-shots of my favorite characters….See what a meaningless life I live, I only want to please you people!!!!
Please review…It makes me happy and I'll put out more pointless stories. ;P
Good news- For all you people who cant stand Yaoi or shonen ai there is practically none…..For all those Yaoi and Shonen ai lovers just leave in a request for your fav pairing and I'll attempt to write it. I'll attempt to do the first 2 this week and so on till I've done about 10. Cheers!! Now to the idiocy---
P.S.-For all those Non-Yaoi/Shonen AI I'll write some stories for it as well as a thank you for taking you time to read this.
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I pounce………to narrowly miss the piece of cheese Yami is holding above his head.
You may be thinking what is going on. Let's just say it was 'Torture Malike Ishtar' day for my yami.
Let's put this in a better perspective-
I'm going too traumatized for life I can tell…Oh wait, I already am.
I scowl which causes Yami to grin and slightly lower the slice of cheese…now's my chance; I pounce again and hit the fridge.
'Owies' is what I say as I rub the bridge of my nose. 'Owies'-Sounds like something Ryou would say…….
"What's the matter love?" Yami taunts.
That's it….One more word and I'm getting serious….
"What???? Does my poor little Malike want the cheese so he can make a wee cheese sandwich???"
That's it…..I've had enough…..Whirling around so I face the butcher's block to grab the nearest pointy thing near my left hand, unfortunately for my yami it's a bread knife that has fallen into my hands.
I point it at him. He keeps grinning…Poor fool doesn't realize my threat…
Damn it all!!!!! He's not even intimidated ……..I know how to fix that.
Mental evil grin……then, slash!!!
The song 'Another One Bites The Dust' enters my mind as of now there is a horrified look on Yami's face as he looks down at his torn jeans.
"ARE YOU CRAZY????? Put that knife down right now before you poke someone's eye out!!!!" he drops the piece of cheese on the butchers block and hastily flashes back into the sennen item.
Humph….Peace finally!!!! No more trying to pounce on Yami for a piece of cheese!!!!! The last piece of cheese since Yami ate it almost all of it yesterday to make a point. Showed him did I not???
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Just a Meaningless fic to show that there are crazier people out their than you could think of. Does anyone have any suggestions on what I should write??? I'm bored with the same couplings, so if you want any one-shots or seemingly meaningless fluff let me know and me and my twisted sense of humor will attempt it…I wouldn't mind doing a fic where one of the Yami's had to wear a dress….Hmmm….I think I would need an idea to create that…*Hint, hint/ Wink, wink*
