A week in the life of Kathryn Janeway
As told by her message PADD.
(It makes more sense if you read the time index and the TO/FROM notes in order to follow)
DAY ONE
Morning.
Time: 08:00 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: All Crew.
Please be reminded to fill in your evaluation PADD, they must be handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours today.
Thank You.
Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.
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Time: 08:04 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K. Janeway
Thanks a lot captain.
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Time: 08:05 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Chakotay
For what?
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Time: 08:05 hours
From: Lieutenant T. Paris
To: Captain K. Janeway
If I were a little late with my evaluation PADD would it matter?
Thanks.
Tom.
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Time: 08:09 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K. Janeway
Landing me with the quarterly evaluation PADDs, it's only because you don't want to have to deal with them!
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Time: 08:11 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Lieutenant T. Paris
CC: Commander Chakotay
Mr. Paris,
Please be reminded to fill in your evaluation PADD, they MUST be handed into Commander Chakotay's office BY 17:00 hours TODAY.
What part of that exactly did you not understand; please take up any more queries on this matter with Commander Chakotay.
Thank You.
Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.
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Time: 08:13 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Chakotay
No dear it's not that! It's that you do it so well!
All yours, Kathryn xxx
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Time: 08:40 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K Janeway
For you sweetie I would do anything and I will always do it to the best of my ability. X
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Time: 09:35 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: L. Cosgrove
P. Jones
H. Dunn
K. Janeway
G. Farmer
BCC: Commander Tuvok
Nelix
After Mr. Nelix reported that many of the mess hall property has been missing for a while Commander Tuvok and his team have recently conducted an unannounced check on all quarters. Those named above were the names given to me of those who were found to be hording mess hall property in their quarters.
To that end I will be arranging a fitting punishment for all those named on this list. Please see that you report to me in my office within the next hour to collect your punishment assignment.
Also Mr. Nelix will be expecting a personal written apology by the end of the day for each of you.
Commander Chakotay, First Officer, USS Voyager.
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Time: 09:47 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Tuvok
What mess hall property was found in my quarters?
And who may I ask authorised this unannounced inspection.
Captain K Janeway, USS Voyager
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Time: 09:50 hours
From: Commander Tuvok
To: Captain K. Janeway
There was one coffee mug belonging to the mess hall found under the sofa in the captain's quarters.
Would you like me to send a list of all the stolen items found in all quarters on this ship captain?
Mr. Nelix filed a complaint of theft with my security team. In the interest of investigating this theft fairly I acted on the authority of chief security officer. I have reported my findings in full to Commander Chakotay who has taken on the matter and is issuing punishment as he sees fit.
Commander Tuvok, Chief of security, USS Voyager.
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Time 09:54 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Chakotay
NO WAY! It was ONE coffee mug! Shove your punishment up your ass!
Yours always K. x
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Time: 09:56 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K. Janeway
Kathryn? What's wrong? Xxx
P.s. Tom is begging me to let him hand his evaluation PADD in tomorrow.
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Time: 10:15 hours
From: EMH
To: Captain K. Janeway
I am feeling slightly sidelined, I would prefer to hand my evaluation PADD to you in person where we can discuss the many issues it had raised for me.
EHM, Chief Medical Doctor, USS Voyager.
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Time: 10:20
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: EMH
BCC: Commander Chakotay
Doctor, your concerns and comments have been noted.
My original orders still stand.
ALL evaluation PADDs are to be handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours TODAY.
Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.
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Time: 10:22
From: Captain K. Janeway
To Lieutenant T. Paris
BCC: Commander Chakotay
Lieutenant may I remind you one last time ALL evaluation PADDs are to handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours TODAY.
Anybody not wishing to comply with my orders can spend the next week in my brig, please take you pick Tom.
Thank you.
Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.
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Time: 11:03 hours
From: Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K. Janeway
Sweet heart, are you OK? Do you have any time for lunch today?
Chakotay x
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Time: 11:15 hours
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Chakotay
Have you not noticed I am ignoring you?
I will send a note to Nelix with an apology for the coffee mug but that is all! I will not report to you for punishment.
Nor will I share lunch with you!
Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to appear on a reprimand note from the first officer a long with other members of the crew! You didn't even give me the decency of sending me a private memo!
Yours Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager
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Time: 11:17
From Commander Chakotay
To: Captain K. Janeway
Darling, I only just saw you were on there; it was Tuvok who gave me the list of names. I am so so sorry darling. Let me make it up to you tonight.
I'll run you a bath with all the bubbles just how you like it, and I'll personally scrub you and wash your hair, I'm all yours this evening. I'll do anything you want, ma'am.
Your slave in love always, Chakotay. X
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Time: 11:22
From: Captain K. Janeway
To: Nelix
Mr Nelix,
It has come to my attention that one of the coffee mugs belonging to the mess hall was found in my personal quarters. Please accept my greatest apologies on this matter and I will see that it never happens again.
Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.
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Time: 11:47
From Captain K. Janeway
To: Commander Chakotay
It's a start commander.
19:00 hours, my quarters DO NOT be late.
Wear that tight shirt you wore last week.
We will see how impressive you can be.
Xxx
Afternoon NOW UP!
