A week in the life of Kathryn Janeway

As told by her message PADD.

(It makes more sense if you read the time index and the TO/FROM notes in order to follow)

DAY ONE

Morning.

Time: 08:00 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: All Crew.

Please be reminded to fill in your evaluation PADD, they must be handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours today.

Thank You.

Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.

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Time: 08:04 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K. Janeway

Thanks a lot captain.

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Time: 08:05 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Chakotay

For what?

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Time: 08:05 hours

From: Lieutenant T. Paris

To: Captain K. Janeway

If I were a little late with my evaluation PADD would it matter?

Thanks.

Tom.

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Time: 08:09 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K. Janeway

Landing me with the quarterly evaluation PADDs, it's only because you don't want to have to deal with them!

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Time: 08:11 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Lieutenant T. Paris

CC: Commander Chakotay

Mr. Paris,

Please be reminded to fill in your evaluation PADD, they MUST be handed into Commander Chakotay's office BY 17:00 hours TODAY.

What part of that exactly did you not understand; please take up any more queries on this matter with Commander Chakotay.

Thank You.

Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.

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Time: 08:13 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Chakotay

No dear it's not that! It's that you do it so well!

All yours, Kathryn xxx

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Time: 08:40 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K Janeway

For you sweetie I would do anything and I will always do it to the best of my ability. X

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Time: 09:35 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: L. Cosgrove

P. Jones

H. Dunn

K. Janeway

G. Farmer

BCC: Commander Tuvok

Nelix

After Mr. Nelix reported that many of the mess hall property has been missing for a while Commander Tuvok and his team have recently conducted an unannounced check on all quarters. Those named above were the names given to me of those who were found to be hording mess hall property in their quarters.

To that end I will be arranging a fitting punishment for all those named on this list. Please see that you report to me in my office within the next hour to collect your punishment assignment.

Also Mr. Nelix will be expecting a personal written apology by the end of the day for each of you.

Commander Chakotay, First Officer, USS Voyager.

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Time: 09:47 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Tuvok

What mess hall property was found in my quarters?

And who may I ask authorised this unannounced inspection.

Captain K Janeway, USS Voyager

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Time: 09:50 hours

From: Commander Tuvok

To: Captain K. Janeway

There was one coffee mug belonging to the mess hall found under the sofa in the captain's quarters.

Would you like me to send a list of all the stolen items found in all quarters on this ship captain?

Mr. Nelix filed a complaint of theft with my security team. In the interest of investigating this theft fairly I acted on the authority of chief security officer. I have reported my findings in full to Commander Chakotay who has taken on the matter and is issuing punishment as he sees fit.

Commander Tuvok, Chief of security, USS Voyager.

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Time 09:54 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Chakotay

NO WAY! It was ONE coffee mug! Shove your punishment up your ass!

Yours always K. x

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Time: 09:56 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K. Janeway

Kathryn? What's wrong? Xxx

P.s. Tom is begging me to let him hand his evaluation PADD in tomorrow.

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Time: 10:15 hours

From: EMH

To: Captain K. Janeway

I am feeling slightly sidelined, I would prefer to hand my evaluation PADD to you in person where we can discuss the many issues it had raised for me.

EHM, Chief Medical Doctor, USS Voyager.

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Time: 10:20

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: EMH

BCC: Commander Chakotay

Doctor, your concerns and comments have been noted.

My original orders still stand.

ALL evaluation PADDs are to be handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours TODAY.

Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.

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Time: 10:22

From: Captain K. Janeway

To Lieutenant T. Paris

BCC: Commander Chakotay

Lieutenant may I remind you one last time ALL evaluation PADDs are to handed into Commander Chakotay's office by 17:00 hours TODAY.

Anybody not wishing to comply with my orders can spend the next week in my brig, please take you pick Tom.

Thank you.

Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.

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Time: 11:03 hours

From: Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K. Janeway

Sweet heart, are you OK? Do you have any time for lunch today?

Chakotay x

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Time: 11:15 hours

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Chakotay

Have you not noticed I am ignoring you?

I will send a note to Nelix with an apology for the coffee mug but that is all! I will not report to you for punishment.

Nor will I share lunch with you!

Do you have any idea how embarrassing it is to appear on a reprimand note from the first officer a long with other members of the crew! You didn't even give me the decency of sending me a private memo!

Yours Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager

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Time: 11:17

From Commander Chakotay

To: Captain K. Janeway

Darling, I only just saw you were on there; it was Tuvok who gave me the list of names. I am so so sorry darling. Let me make it up to you tonight.

I'll run you a bath with all the bubbles just how you like it, and I'll personally scrub you and wash your hair, I'm all yours this evening. I'll do anything you want, ma'am.

Your slave in love always, Chakotay. X

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Time: 11:22

From: Captain K. Janeway

To: Nelix

Mr Nelix,

It has come to my attention that one of the coffee mugs belonging to the mess hall was found in my personal quarters. Please accept my greatest apologies on this matter and I will see that it never happens again.

Captain K. Janeway, USS Voyager.

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Time: 11:47

From Captain K. Janeway

To: Commander Chakotay

It's a start commander.

19:00 hours, my quarters DO NOT be late.

Wear that tight shirt you wore last week.

We will see how impressive you can be.

Xxx

Afternoon NOW UP!