Mario's P.O.V
I remember that one night when we all got smashed up. The boys and I wanted to have a guy's night out. You know, have a few drinks and just party like a maniac. A lot of stuff happened. Had a drinking contest. We performed for a crowd. The girls came in and we had some more drink with Samus being the most drunk. I scammed some suckers in a card game. There's was also a bar fight that got out of hand. What a wild night that was. Now our family has gotten bigger and we have four more people that joined into our friendship circle. Master Hand surprised us when he said that we were taking a trip to Las Vegas. It was a reward for putting on so many great tournaments for the audience. It was a celebration for all of us. We were ready for another wild time together. Now we would be heading for Las Vegas…IF OUR FUCKING FLIGHT WASN'T DELAYED AGAIN!
"Goddamn it! This is the third time our flight has been delayed! We've been on this airport for three hours! Come on now!" Mario threw his hat on the ground infuriated.
"Mario, take it easy. We're in a public area. You have to be a little patient." Peach tried to calm down Mario.
"I'm sorry Peachy. I could've just used the feather and fly all the way to Vegas while carrying you. Unfortunately, we had to bring those guys with us." Mario pointed to the other smashers who were sitting down.
"What? You don't enjoy our company Mario?" Zelda raised her eyebrow.
"I mean, you and Link are fine. I never have a problem with you two. Although Zelda…you can be very dorky…even when you're Sheik."
"I-I am not dorky! Right Link?" Zelda turned to Link. Link was looking away from Zelda while whistling Saria's song. Zelda elbows Link in the ribs causing him to groan in pain.
"N-No Zelda! You're not a dork. Don't hurt me please." Link cried out.
In the distance, more Smashers were waiting in line and were far from pleased with how things were going.
"Ugh. How do people do this?" Marth groaned.
"This is my first time ever boarding a plane and I've never been more annoyed." Ike said.
"I forgot to pack myself some lunch. I'm going to starve. We're going to be on a plane for six hours." Roy whined.
"Well you better get some sleep in while you're at it." Ike said.
"I should've just taken my spaceship and flew over to Vegas myself. This is ridiculous." Samus groaned.
Falcon wrapped his arms around Samus. "Come on Sammy. Have a bit of a social life once in a while. Don't you want to hang out with your amazing friend?" Falcon gave Samus a cheesy smile.
"We're not friends Falcon. I've been telling you this for years and you still can't get that through your thick skull." Samus rolled her eyes.
"Hey, I stopped chasing after you. I thought we could start a new and become friends finally."
"I appreciate that you've finally stopped trying. You're still annoying however, and I don't think that's going to change."
Mac came towards the Falcon and Samus with a bottle of water in his hand. "We're still stuck here?"
"Yup." Falcon nodded.
"I'm used to this. I fly out all over the world just to box. Trust me…try flying from New York to France…it's ridiculous."
Pit and Dark Pit were slouching in their chairs. They didn't eat before they left the mansion and they were greatly paying for it.
"My stomach keeps begging for food and it won't shut up." Pit whined.
"I would've actually eaten if Palutena didn't make another awful meal."
"How do you mess up cereal?!" Pit yelled in frustration.
"Corrin can burn the mansion down by cooking cereal. Palutena causing the cereal to rebel against us and try to enslave us should be expected from her."
"Corrin is...not smart. Palutena has more knowledge than both of us combined. She can't cook for the life of her. That's why the cooking is always left to me."
"Well Robin and Lucina should be back soon. They did say they were getting some food."
Lucina and Robin walked towards the angel twins with bags of food and drinks in their hands.
"We went out and got you boys something to eat. A burger for you Pit, and a chocolate bar for Dark Pit." Robin gave Pit his burger and gave Dark Pit his chocolate bar.
Pit drooled at the sight of his double decker burger. "Oh sweet burger! Come to papa!" Pit takes a giant bite of his burger. Pit smiled widely savoring the taste of his burger.
"That should definitely keep your belly full for the whole ride." Robin giggled.
"Thanks Robin!" Pit said with his mouth full.
"Hold on, you got a bit of mayo on the side of your cheek." Robin takes out a wipe and wipes the mayo off of Pit's mouth.
"Are you sure that chocolate bar will be enough for you Dark Pit?" Lucina asked.
"I'll be fine. I wasn't really that hungry compared to Pitstain. Just needed something small to hold me over."
"I also got you a drink. I didn't know what you liked so I got you a Caprisun." Lucina takes out a Caprisun.
"...I like Caprisuns. Thanks Lucina." Dark Pit takes the Caprisun and takes a sip of it.
Bayonetta, Cloud, and Corrin were sitting next to each other. Corrin was resting his head on Bayonetta's shoulder. Cloud was slouching on the chair sleeping.
"Are we going to be moving soon, Cere?" Corrin asked.
"In a little bit dear. Everything is just a bit unorganized right now." Bayonetta turned to Cloud and shakes him slightly. "Rise and shine. You're the only cloud that's not up right now."
Cloud rubs his eyes and lets out a huge yawn. "Is it time to go yet?"
"Not yet."
"Ugh! This is getting annoying. Why didn't I just take my bike and drive?" Cloud held his head.
"Is it going to be fun at this Las Vegas?" Corrin asked.
"Oh, most certainly darling. There's going to be a lot of fun things for us to do together. The best part about this vacation is that I'll get to spend a lot of alone time with you." Bayonetta leaned her face closer to Corrin's face and gives him a peck on the lips.
Corrin blushed at the Umbra Witch's action. "C-Cere! Cloud is right next to us!"
"Cloudy doesn't mind? Do you?" Bayonetta turned to Cloud with a smirk on her face.
Cloud turns away from the couple and rolls his eyes "Ehh."
While Bayonetta was busy flirting with Corrin, Cloud was staring at Kamui who was sitting three seats away from him. Kamui hadn't said a word since they entered the airport. She was sitting with her head looking down. Cloud was beginning to worry about Kamui. He wondered what was going on in her mind.
"Everyone get up! We can finally board the plane!" Mario yelled.
All the smashers got up from their seats and entered into the plane. Mario sat down in his seat with Peach sitting next to him.
"Mama mia! Finally!" Mario sighed in relief. "It was an agonizing wait, but everything is okay now."
Ike was sitting along with Marth. Pit was sitting two seats behind Ike. "Hey Ike!" Pit yelled.
"What?" Ike turned around and was greeted with a flash. Pit took a picture of Ike with his phone and then waved at him. Ike just sighed and turned back around in his seat.
Roy was squished in a corner by a greasy overweight guy. The guy was eating a bag of Doritos and he lets out a fart. Roy cringed at the fact that he had to inhale the horrible stench from his noses.
"Always getting the short of the stick aren't you Roy." Roy thought to himself.
Bayonetta, Cloud, and Corrin were sitting together. "Geez. I could've taken my airship and we would've been to Vegas a lot quicker." Cloud said.
"Woah! You have your own airship?!" Corrin asked in amazement.
"Technically, the airship is not mine, but yeah…you could say that. I used it for a lot of my adventures."
"I remember my first plane ride. It wasn't really as boring as this. I had to high jack one and crash it into another airship to kill off some angels. You want to hear the whole story?" Bayonetta smirked.
"Oh yes! Definitely!" Corrin said excitedly.
If Cloud looked sleepy before, he was awake now. He smirked hearing that Bayonetta did crazy things in the past. "This is going to be interesting to hear."
Kamui was sitting between Robin and Lucina. She watched as Bayonetta was entertaining her brother and her secret crush. Kamui clawed the arms of the chair in anger. Robin turned around to Kamui and sees the large scratch marks on the arms of the chair.
"Are you alright Kamui?" Robin asked.
Kamui took a deep breathe to try and calm herself down. "Y-Yeah. I'll be fine. I'm just going to sleep till we reach our destination."
As Bayonetta was talking to Corrin about her adventures, Cloud took out his headphones. He wouldn't put it on immediately since he had to hear what Bayonetta did. Cloud looked left of him to see Dark Pit was also taking out his headphones. The two exchanged glances.
"Headphones?" Cloud asked.
"For crying babies." Dark Pit said.
"We both share the same mind. This is going to be a long ride." Cloud put his headphones in his ears and closes his eyes to try and get some sleep. He wouldn't yet though. Bayonetta was just starting to get to the good part.
It was night time and the Smashers finally reached Las Vegas. Las Vegas was shining bright with its many neon signs. The streets of Vegas were filled with many street performers entertaining a crowd. All the smashers take in the breathtaking scenery of Las Vegas.
"We are here in Las Vegas baby!" Mario yelled.
"This place looks absolutely stunning! How does anyone know where to start having fun at a place like this?!" Zelda asked.
"It's time for blackjack and hookers." Falcon said with a huge grin. Samus groaned and rolled her eyes at the racer.
"What do you think Corrin dear? Beautiful isn't it?" Bayonetta asked.
"Yeah! This place looks amazing! I want to see more of it!" Corrin's eyes glowed.
"I'll admit…Las Vegas does look nice." Cloud shrugged.
"Hey Robin, how come Rob didn't want to come along with us?" Pit asked.
"Well after the whole situation he had with Hades, he said he just wanted stay home. He did say he wanted me to get him a souvenir though." Robin said. "I wish he was clearer on what he wanted. I'm not like you and Dark Pit…Rob and I don't have twin telepathy."
Pit wanted to say something but kept his mouth shut. He had an idea on what Rob would want, but he would need to make sure Robin was okay with getting him this specific item.
"Well come on guys, let's head for our hotel and put our stuff down." Mario said. All the smashers start to head out of the airport.
Somewhere in Las Vegas, a man was staring outside of his window from a very tall building. He was wearing a black tux and was smoking a cigar.
"Las Vegas. Such a place of wonders. The best part about Vegas is that all the money is here. That's what our business is about, making money." The man turns around and sits at his desk. There were a bunch of other men that were sitting down facing the guy on the desk. "Gentlemen."
"Yes Mr. Munyoz!" All the henchmen replied.
"We're on a mission today. I want to make a lot of money. The only way we can achieve this goal is by stealing the fortune of the Lucky Gold Dragon Casino. The old man that runs that place won't see it coming. However, I know that the old man won't spill his guts about the password to his safe. So we have to do a bit of searching and the person who also knows the code. I don't expect any failures from you all." Munyoz throws his cigar in the trash.
"But sir, what if we don't succeed?" One guy said.
Munyoz just stared at the henchman coldly. "What did you say?"
"I-I said, what if we don't-" The henchman's sentence was cut short because he got shot in chest by Munyoz's pistol.
Munyoz puts his pistol down his desk. "That's the result of failure. You understand?"
"Yes Mr. Munyoz." All the henchmen replied.
"Good. Now let's get this show on the road."
The Smashers came out of their hotel after they put all their belongings in their hotel rooms. They were all standing right next to a bulletin board with a bunch of fliers.
"Okay, we're all settled down. It's time for all of us to start deciding how we're all going to enjoy our day." Mario said.
"I've always wanted to try my hand at gambling." Link said.
"Link my man. Allow me to introduce you to the world of gambling. It'll be fun, you'll enjoy yourself. I'm ready to win some money myself. There's a casino not too far from us." Mario said.
"When there's a casino, there are hot babes. I'm up for it! You should join me Samus!" Falcon pats Samus on the back.
"I don't have anything to do. I should watch over you while you're constantly getting rejected." Samus shrugged.
Mario, Link, Falcon, and Samus walk away from the group and begin to head for the casino.
"I heard there was place called EVO. It sounds intriguing, so I'll go check that out." Marth leaves the group and heads for the Las Vegas Convention Center.
"I think we should go see what this city has to offer. What do you say Corrin? You, Cloud, and I hang out together and explore Las Vegas." Bayonetta asked.
"I'd love to! You're going to hang with us Cloud?!" Corrin asked excitedly.
"Sure why not. Not like I have anything to do." Cloud shrugged.
"Oh no! There's no way I'm allowing Corrin to go out in this place!" Kamui said.
"Why not?" Bayonetta folded her arms and raises her eyebrow.
"We don't know anything about this place. It's also very big. Corrin is going to get lost here easily. Corrin can't handle himself while he's alone. I'm not taking my chances to allow any creep to put their hands on my brother! Corrin is going to stay in the hotel room."
"B-But sister!" Corrin cried.
"No buts Corrin! You're staying in the hotel room! Now come on!"
Kamui grabs Corrin hand and pulls him away from Cloud and Bayonetta. Corrin looked back at Cloud and Bayonetta with a hurt expression on his face. He looked like he was on the verge of crying.
"Ugh that girl! Still have that stick shoved up her ass." Bayonetta rolled her eyes. "I'm not letting her ruin Corrin's fun. Follow me Cloud" Bayonetta walks back into the hotel with Cloud following behind her. Cloud had to make sure that Bayonetta didn't do anything too extreme.
"I'd actually love to explore this city. What do you say Dark Pit?" Lucina asked.
"Sure. I don't mind it." Dark Pit shrugged.
Lucina and Dark Pit walks away from the group. Pit takes out a flier from the bulletin board.
"Hey Robin, check this out! There's a wrestling event going on over here! We should go!" Pit said.
"Wrestling? I'm down for violence. Let's get going then."
Pit and Robin walks away from the group. Peach takes out a flier from the bulletin board and a huge grinned appeared on her face.
"Zelda, there's a male strip club around here. We should go." Peach said.
Zelda started to blush as she looked at the flier. The flier had two half naked muscular men on the side of the flier. "O-Oh my...I-I think that sounds fun. Hey look at this! It says here that amateurs have a chance to win fifty thousand dollars if they can entertain a crowd."
"Ohh~ You thinking what I'm thinking?" Peach and Zelda looked at Ike.
"What?" Ike raised his eyebrow.
"Ike, how would you like to be a male stripper for a bunch of ladies?" Peach grinned.
"You've got to be kidding. There's no way I'm doing that."
"But if you win you'll get fifty thousand dollars. Come on, you already have the physique. You're going to draw in all the ladies easily. You have a lot of fun! Please?" Peach gives Ike the puppy dog eyes.
Ike sighed. "Fine! I'll do it."
"Don't worry Ike. I'll join you so you won't have to suffer through it alone." Mac said.
"Yes! Come on, no time to waste!"
Peach grabs Ike and Mac's hands and starts heading for the strip club.
"H-Hey Peach! Wait for me!" Zelda starts to run after Peach.
Roy was now left alone by himself. He starts to get a little irritated. Everyone completely forgot about him. "Hey! What about me!?" Roy yelled. "Ugh! Here I am by myself again. Everyone always forgets about Roy. Wasn't doesn't anything cool ever happen to me?!"
A black van pulled up right next to Roy. Two men came out from the back of the man and lifts up Roy. The two men throw Roy at the back of the van and shut the door. One guy goes back in the driver's seat while the other gets into the back. The van began to pull off.
Roy was now sitting in the back of the van with one of the guys who kidnapped him and a woman. "W-What the hell is going on here?!"
"Sorry about that. Allow me to introduce myself, I'm Jack. That's Marie. And our driver Mike. What's your name?"
"R-Roy. Wait, why am I interacting with you people?! You just kidnapped me!"
"I guess our method was little overboard." Marie said
"You think?!" Roy yelled.
"Take it easy there. We need help. We didn't know where to look. You weren't doing anything so we just picked you." Jack shrugged.
"What help do you need from me?!"
"We're undercover cops. We're dealing with a case involving this very dangerous mob boss. We suspect that he's planning to rob the Lucky Gold Dragon casino…the biggest casino in the world with a very large fortune." Marie said
"So what does this have to do with me?" Roy wondered.
"There's a woman that knows the passcode to the safe of the casino. Munyoz, the mob boss, is going to be sending his men out to get her. We need you to protect her at all cost and make sure his men don't get to her. Can you do that for us?" Jack asked.
"Uh...I-I guess I can. I'll do whatever it takes. Where is she?"
"Well lucky for you. She works as an exotic dancer and singer for a club. All you need to do is go there and meet her. So here's your suit. You are now Detective Roy." Jack handed Roy a black suit.
"Oh boy. I'm in for some trouble aren't I?" Roy thought.
