A/N Point of clarification: no one is cheating on anyone in this fic. Also, I know the speech isn't set up normally, I was playing around with a style.

Warning: Crack Pairing ahead. I know, it's highly unusual, but I've become rather fond of it so please, bear with me.

Gaara has never explicitly hated either of his siblings.

Before the Chunin exam, they had been teammates, but barely, they were annoying and they often got in his way. After the exam, after Rock Lee and Naruto, he had started to look at things differently, he had started to look at his brother and sister differently. First with respect, and then, slowly, with the soft stirrings of affection, responsibility, even gratitude.

He was not one to be vocal about it, but by the age of 15 he had decidedly begun to look on them with love.

And by the age of 16, he had started to look at a certain overzealous, green clad Leaf-nin differently as well.

He had come to consider his older brother a very precious person, but in this moment he would have killed him without hesitation.

They could not have known that they were being watched, he had masked his chakra too well for that, his habitual precaution when he did not want to be discovered spying on Lees training. He had perched himself on a high thick branch, out of sight, as he usually did when he found himself in Konohagakure. He thought he had the others daily schedule more or less memorized by now.

So, he was more than a little surprised when Kankuro sauntered into almost deserted training grounds late in the evening and tossed a casual greeting in the direction of the Leaf-nin. Lee smiled at him and abandoned his abuse of the training dummy. He drank gratefully from the canteen Gaaras brother held out to him. Gaara found himself jealous of the long minutes they spend speaking comfortably of unimportant things, and the smile Lee kept flashing, just a little bit gentler than the ones he sends towards Gaara, or his teammates, or even the pink haired girl. Gaara was surprised and envious, but he did not feel threatened.

And then…

And then Kankuro leant forward. He rest his hands lightly on Lees hips and pressed their lips together, and Gaara wanted to kill him right then. He expected Lee to startle, to shove him away, instead he cupped the older boys face in his hands and kissed back.

Gaara was not very familiar with the feeling that he was about to be sick. But when he saw them his stomach turned and his chest hurt and he realized that he had found the thing he hadn't even known he'd wanted, and he had just seen his older brother steal it away. He could not breathe.

Lee says that 'We should stop, someone is going to see.' even as he lets his hands slide to Kankuros biceps and presses kissed, one two three, light and playful against his face. The older asks 'Why? We've never been cought before.' and ignores 'That's because we've never been out in the open.' Gaara left then.

When Kankuro returned to their hotel room some hours later Gaara was waiting, arms crossed, eyes bright, and mouth full with sharp accusations. But his face paint was smeared a little, and Gaara remembered bandaged thumbs brushed across those cheeks. All that comes out is a muted 'Where have you been?' Kankuro only smiled lecherously, and told him that 'Konoha girls are easy.'

Kankuro retreated to the couch with their sister to watch some T.V.

Gaara stayed where he stood, and said nothing.