Gangster Pants

"Yo, yo, yo! It's Alfred in the hizzous!" the idiotic blonde yelled, walking into the room holding his crotch like a "gangster". "Bloody hell! What is your problem, git?" Arthur yelled at him. "Nothing, I'm just being gangster! Keepin' it real, you know watta mean?" Al said, plopping down into a chair. "What? Why must you be so immature and disgraceful, aru?" Yao was so shocked. "Ohonhonhon~ Alfred, when you sag your pants I can see your nice ass." Francis smirked. "Kolkolkol, you will become one with Russia." Ivan "kol"ed at him. "Gangster Al" got all wide eyed. Francis and Ivan started walking toward him, intentions clear, "Woah! Chill out man! Can't scare a brother like that!" he said as they jumped on him. "Should we help him,aru?" Yao asked the Brit. "Not at all. Serves that wanker right!" he answered back.