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Angela: Why are we doing this again?
Anna: I don't know
(music starts)
Yusuke: We are on fire,
Suddenly the stage bursts into flames.
Anna: You said you were on fire.
Yusuke: NOT LITERALLY!!!!
Angela: (puts out the fire)
Kuwabara: We have desires,
Kurama: But one is that way,
Hiei: One Rekai Tantei is gay.
Anna: (sweatdrops)
Kurama: But we don't want to
Yusuke: Be mean,
Angela and Anna: Yeah right!
Kuwabara: Since now he's a queen,
Angela: I don't think they accept gays to be a queen.
Hiei: Don't ask me,
Anna: Okay, we're not gonna.
All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?
Angela: She said we weren't gonna ask!
Yusuke: Tell me who,
Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei: They're saying that it's Yusuke.
Angela: This is not good for the Yusuke fans.
Kuwabara: Tell me who,
Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke: They're saying that it's Kuwabara
Anna: And Kuwabara fans, which reminds me, does Kuwabara have any fans?
Angela: Miraculasly, he has.
Kurama: Tell me who,
Hiei: I never wanna hear you say,
Angela and Anna: WE NEVER SAID IT!!!!
All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?
Yusuke: Now I can see him,
Anna: Who?
Kuwabara: He's in women's clothes,
Angela: But none of you are wearing any women clothes!
Kurama: But he don't need an IUD…yeah
Angela: I have no clue what you just said...
Hiei: He likes village people
Angela: Does any of them even like village people?
Anna: Don't know.
Yusuke: He's playing croquet,
Anna: It's fun!
Kuwabara: His dog is a Pekinese
Angela: Their cute!
Kurama: He's on fire,
Anna: So which one do I flame?
Hiei: His back perspires,
Anna: How do you know that?
Yusuke: Won't say
Kuwabara: Won't say
Kurama: Won't say
Hiei: Won't say
All: Won't say
Angela: Okay already, we know you won't say!
Anna: Yeah! Don't rub it in!!!
All: He's always saying
Yusuke: Ain't nothing but a butt ache,
Angela: ...
Kuwabara: Ain't nothing but a fruitcake,
Anna: I like fruitcakes!
Kurama: I never wanna hear you say
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: I never wanna hear you say
Hiei: Which one of us is gay?
Kurama: Tell me who
Angela: We don't know!
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: They're saying that it's Kurama
Angela: There goes the Kurama fans.
Hiei: Tell me who,
Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama: They're saying that it's Hiei
Anna: Also the the Hiei fans.
Yusuke and Kuwabara: Tell me who,
Angela: They're really rubbing off the secret.
Kurama and Hiei: He's baking up a soufflé
Anna: What's that?
Angela: I don't know.
All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?
Angela: Why are you ask us?
All: Okay, it's up to you.
Anna: So, can we say all of you are gay?
Angela: I think that's for the fans to decide.
Angela: R&R
