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Angela: Why are we doing this again?

Anna: I don't know

(music starts)

Yusuke: We are on fire,

Suddenly the stage bursts into flames.

Anna: You said you were on fire.

Yusuke: NOT LITERALLY!!!!

Angela: (puts out the fire)

Kuwabara: We have desires,

Kurama: But one is that way,

Hiei: One Rekai Tantei is gay.

Anna: (sweatdrops)

Kurama: But we don't want to

Yusuke: Be mean,

Angela and Anna: Yeah right!

Kuwabara: Since now he's a queen,

Angela: I don't think they accept gays to be a queen.

Hiei: Don't ask me,

Anna: Okay, we're not gonna.

All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?

Angela: She said we weren't gonna ask!

Yusuke: Tell me who,

Kuwabara, Kurama, and Hiei: They're saying that it's Yusuke.

Angela: This is not good for the Yusuke fans.

Kuwabara: Tell me who,

Kurama, Hiei, and Yusuke: They're saying that it's Kuwabara

Anna: And Kuwabara fans, which reminds me, does Kuwabara have any fans?

Angela: Miraculasly, he has.

Kurama: Tell me who,

Hiei: I never wanna hear you say,

Angela and Anna: WE NEVER SAID IT!!!!

All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?

Yusuke: Now I can see him,

Anna: Who?

Kuwabara: He's in women's clothes,

Angela: But none of you are wearing any women clothes!

Kurama: But he don't need an IUD…yeah

Angela: I have no clue what you just said...

Hiei: He likes village people

Angela: Does any of them even like village people?

Anna: Don't know.

Yusuke: He's playing croquet,

Anna: It's fun!

Kuwabara: His dog is a Pekinese

Angela: Their cute!

Kurama: He's on fire,

Anna: So which one do I flame?

Hiei: His back perspires,

Anna: How do you know that?

Yusuke: Won't say

Kuwabara: Won't say

Kurama: Won't say

Hiei: Won't say

All: Won't say

Angela: Okay already, we know you won't say!

Anna: Yeah! Don't rub it in!!!

All: He's always saying

Yusuke: Ain't nothing but a butt ache,

Angela: ...

Kuwabara: Ain't nothing but a fruitcake,

Anna: I like fruitcakes!

Kurama: I never wanna hear you say

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: I never wanna hear you say

Hiei: Which one of us is gay?

Kurama: Tell me who

Angela: We don't know!

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Hiei: They're saying that it's Kurama

Angela: There goes the Kurama fans.

Hiei: Tell me who,

Yusuke, Kuwabara, and Kurama: They're saying that it's Hiei

Anna: Also the the Hiei fans.

Yusuke and Kuwabara: Tell me who,

Angela: They're really rubbing off the secret.

Kurama and Hiei: He's baking up a soufflé

Anna: What's that?

Angela: I don't know.

All: Which Rekai Taintei is gay?

Angela: Why are you ask us?

All: Okay, it's up to you.

Anna: So, can we say all of you are gay?

Angela: I think that's for the fans to decide.


Angela: R&R