35 ways to annoy random MR characters!
MAX
1. Flick her in the head and tell her she was having a brain attack.
2. Look at her stomach and ask her when she's going to tell Fang.
3. Look at her at random times and sing off-key Max and Fang sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G and all the rest.
4. Make her read a mari fic and tell her Angel wrote it.
5. Tell her erasers are coming two days before an erasor attack. Scowl at her during said erasor attack and say, "I told you they were coming, but did you listen? Noooooo."
6. Dye her hair pink and green.
7. Scream in her ear in the middle of the night.
8. Speak to her in Pig Latin.
9. Tell her to hurry up and pick Fang so all the Figgy writers will figure out that those two a straight.
10. Tell her that you know what she did.
11. Get Fang to kiss Lissa when she can see
12. Tell her she'd look better if she would go to that hair salon thingy that the flock minus Angel saw in that one place when they were rescuing Angel. Tell her this in one breath.
13. Tell her Jeb is out to get her.
14. Say Angel is missing again when Angel is out of sight.
15. Poke her and tell her Iggy did it.
16. Glare at her and fang randomly and tell them to get together already! That us poor readers will explode, then implode, then kill them both if they don't in the next five seconds.
17. If they don't, explode, implode, and hurt them. Do not kill them because then they would never get together.
18. Tell her that Sam is really Anne in disguise a ninety nine times.
19. When she says you've told her a hundred times, look hurt and say you only told her ninety nine times
20. Look at her randomly and tell her she's talking to her voice out loud again.
21. Sing the song that never ends. Make the other MR characters including Ari and Jeb and them do it too.
22. Look at her and scream.
23. When she asks you what's wrong tell her you thought you saw an overgrown Pekingese doggy looking at you. Make sure to say doggy, not dog.
24. Whap her on the arm.
25. Tie her up and sing a 1200 million bottles of beer on the wall all the way down to one. Make sure you are alone when you do this, so nobody kills you. You can put up a disco ball too.
26. Lock her in an asylum where kookoo for coco puff people go.
27. Tell her she's kookoo for coco puffs.
28. Lock her in a room and sing the song that never ends to her. Tell her you'll let her out when you figure out how to finish the stupid song.
29. Stare creepily at her and say she should go to London.
30. When she asks why, tell her because you want her to meet Alex Rider.
31. Tell her to go to Venice to find her destiny.
32. Tell her that she's a schizoid because she hears voices.
33. Ask her excitedly if she'd take you to Europe
34. Tell her randomly hips don't lie.
35. Look straight at her and tell total that you thought you saw 'it' move.
WARNING!!!
after you do any of these things, i highly recommend running for your forking life unless you have a death wish.
Tell me who you want me to do next! And remember, folks, Iggy and Fang are STRAIGHT!
