Am I In Heaven?
By Pinky-Cat
It was a sunny day, one of those where children were running around laughing all the time. Birds were chirping their songs, and a sweet summer scent was in the air.
God, how Sasuke hated these days.
He actually wanted to wait until the weather returned to be rainy and moody and all, but he didn't have any more food, so he had to go.
He held two bags in one hand and his cell phone in the other.
Actually, there was no reason for Sasuke to possess a cell phone at all. He had no friends who'd call him anyway, there were some girls stalking him and calling him on his old number but now he has a new number and makes sure no one finds out. So, for the sake of being 'cool' he has a cell phone.
The cell phone can take photo's too, but it's not like Sasuke would ever use that feature. Maybe when something really really special happened, but when did something special happen in Sasuke's life?
So, Sasuke, with a frown on his face, was making his way down the street, when suddenly something hit him at his head with full force.
Sasuke gasped when he felt a strong pain in the back of his head and let everything fall before falling into unconsciousness.
Naruto was sitting in a shadowy place on the grass and watching his 'friends' play a game. They hadn't let him join them this time either.
He looked over to his side and noticed the football laying there, yeah, that was the ball he saved his money for so he could maybe attract some people to play with him. But of course, it hadn't worked.
Naruto picked up the ball and stood up. The rage Naruto had on this ball was becoming more and more until it was on one of his top notches, it was then that Naruto threw the ball away with full force.
What he least expected happened.
You know, one of these ridiculously unexpected things. Just as much he expected his teacher to be running through the streets naked and yodelling.
Well, the thing that did happen was that Naruto had with his football hit Uchiha Sasuke, a legend, squarely across the face and made him fall unconscious.
After a few minutes of gaping and not believing what happened, Naruto walked over to Sasuke and dragged him over to his shadowy spot on the grass, so he could be a bit more comfortable and people wouldn't start staring.
Or call the police! He'd be so dead if anyone had seen that and will call the police.
So he lifted Sasuke's head and put it on his lap, trying to act as if Sasuke was asleep and because Sasuke would never sleep on grass, Naruto thought that maybe like this, people would think that Sasuke fell asleep in Naruto's lap.
Naruto was beginning to lose all the fear and the adrenaline in his veins was lessening and he soon found himself to boring.
At first he started playing with Sasuke's hair, touching his cheek sometimes and noting just how soft it was.
Unknown to Naruto, Sasuke was slowly becoming conscious again and feeling almost every soft touch on his skin and hair, and he was enjoying it.
He was sure that by now, he must've been dead and in heaven. The caresses were, of course, by an angel. The fuzziness hadn't faded, but he didn't dare open his eyes, though. Maybe he'd scare his angel and it would flee.
Oblivious Naruto was still caressing Sasuke, until he noticed something laying on the ground
Naruto gasped involuntary. It was the newest and most expensive cell phone there was out there. He couldn't even dream of buying one of these. The word 'photo' was pure luxury for Naruto.
He picked it up and examined it, after some minutes he learned how to do photo's and took one of himself. He looked at the photo and wanted to cry, he really wanted to have this cell phone, too!
After taking about 50 Photo's of himself, Naruto went over to the SMS section, really surprisingly, there were none. He'd have expected 100's from his ex-girlfriends and maybe current girlfriend.
So he went to the numbers. What he saw there was even more shocking than the SMS thingy.
Not a single number that wasn't already saved in his cell phone. No girls names, not even boys names. Just those horoscope numbers and all that are already saved when you buy the cell phone.
Without even clearly thinking about what he was doing, he saved his number in there.
His house number, he could be lucky that he at least had a telephone. Money just wasn't enough to buy a cell phone.
Sasuke had noticed that the caresses had stopped and frowned. He couldn't prevent himself from opening his exes anymore. What was it that prevented his angel from continuing?
Every non-existent doubt that Sasuke had about being in heaven vanished when he saw the blond beauty hovering above him.
One of his hands was right beside his head and the other was doing something with his cell phone. Hey, Sasuke thought, So angels have cell phones, too.
Wait a moment
First of all, that was Sasuke's cell phone. Second he wasn't in heaven. He was lying on a meadow. And his head was, oh my god! His head was on the blond boy's lap!
He couldn't prevent himself tensing from the shock. One minute he thought he was finally in heaven and the other he wakes up laying on the lap of a beautiful blond and blue eyed boy.
Maybe it was a dream. He can't imagine someone as beautiful as him just walking around the streets and not be secured by about 5 body guards.
Naruto felt some movement in his lap and automatically looked down.
Two dark but blazing eyes were watching every of movements.
Ok, that was unexpected. He had a plan for everything, he thought about how to prevent the people from staring, he thought about Sasuke to be comfortable. But the one and most important thing he didn't think about "what to do if he wakes up?"
In one swift movement, Naruto bolted upright making Sasuke hit the back of his head at the ground again, threw the cell phone at the ground and ran for his dear life.
Sasuke moaned at the renewed pain and looked after Naruto with a regretful gaze. He shouldn't have opened his eyes.
He sat up and looked over to his cell phone, surprisingly it hadn't got a single scratch on it. So Sasuke picked it up to see if there were any new records in the game in case he just played.
After not finding any he decided checking the photo's folder. Even though it was a ridiculous thought that someone would do photo's of himself on a strangers cell phone, it was worth a try.
He was surprised to find half of his photo space full of photo's
His heart made a jump at every single photo he looked at. Every one was from a different view. On some he was smiling a dazzling smile, on others he was dead serious.
After looking at all of the photo's, and Sasuke being close to getting nose-bleed, Sasuke looked into the Numbers section, too and saw Naruto's number.
Naruto
What a beautiful name
Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto, Naruto......
So Sasuke collected his bags and walked home in pure bliss.
Oh, and by the way.
How did he end up unconscious at all?
A/N: hi everyone! Actually, I think everyone can imagine how this story goes on, so there's no need to continuing it. But because my writers block is gone, I'll write a second chapter. And maybe a third and a fourth?
Oh! And I'll update 'the most beautiful smile' this weekend, so watch out for it!
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