-1eh. felt like a new story.
disclaimer; not my characters, except 1
Story: Pillage of a School's Knowing
Chapter 1: New Transfer, Old Habits
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1.
"Miss Evans and Miss Reabold would you please like to inform me what you have done this time?" asked the headmistress of their private school.
"Well, the thing is, he um…started it?" the one addressed and miss Ket-Rose Reabold answered in a confused voice. Ket-Rose looked at the red headed girl sitting beside her and laughed a little when she saw her eye twitch a little in anger. The redheaded girl was known as miss Lily Evans.
"That is not an acceptable excuse this time miss Reabold. What do you have to say for the matter miss Evans?" The headmistress was rubbing her temples by now. First they lit cookies on fire in home ec, don't even ask how, then they decided it would be fun to soap the stairs down with oil, now this.
"Well," Lily said and paused to think of a good explanation. "I still say Rob kicked himself in the balls"
At that, Ket-Rose burst out laughing.
"Ugh, I can't stand you two anymore. Ever since a couple years ago all you have been is trouble! How you two could possible have the highest grades in all your classes is beyond me, but I have wonderful news for everybody. You two will be transferred to my old friend's boarding school. His name is Albus Dumbledore. A wonderful man in my opinion for agreeing to accept you two into his school of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. We've informed both your parents, and they think it is also for the best. Please return to your rooms, collect your belongings, and leave immediately. A Mr. Rubeus Hagrid will collect you two at the front hallway. Good day." she swiftly turned in her chair and looked out a nearby window grinning like a mad woman.
2.
"NO! NO! NO! NO!" screamed Ket as she was pulled off the train by Hagrid and fought tooth and nail to get back on. Whilst Lily laughed and made faces at her from the train.
"Get Bac Er'!" Hagrid said and she ran after Lily.
This took 45 minutes to get both of them into the school. Inside they stopped bickering at once and gazed in glory at the mansion of a school.
"well, our old school's officially a welfare school" Lily said as they were pushed to a statue of a gargoyle.
"ohh what's that?"
"can I touch it?"
"why are we standing here?"
"can I go over there?"
"would you get mad if I did this?"
"ohh you broke it!"
"shut up did not!"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
"did not"
"did too"
"LEMON DROPS!" Hagrid screamed and the gargoyle swung to the side showing a spiral staircase.
"You two, up ther'!" he said and walked away as fast as he could to avoid more questions.
"well la de da Mr. French man" Ket mocked as he walked away.
3.
They decided to see where this passage leads to. At the top was a door. They knocked.
"come in" they heard a voice from within call to them. The door then magically opened and they saw an old man in a chair beckon them to two chairs in front of him. Had he been waiting to see them?
"Yes, yes, Miss Evans and Miss Reabold, nice to finally meet you. If you would have taken a moment longer we would have had to withhold the feast for the students. I am Albus Dumbledore, the head professor and the keeper of the school for now. Since we've mad introductions already any questions before we head out to go get you two sorted?" he asked in a friendly voice. They both shook their heads no and quickly followed after him and he paraded down the halls to two huge doors.
4.
"This is it" he winked at them and smiled as he literally kicked in the doors. All noise suddenly came to a halt as the headmaster once again paraded and then cheers broke out. Lily and Ket looked confused as they followed him up to the teachers table, where some teachers were shaking their heads and others were cheering with the students. As he hopped up the stairs the two girls followed after him. There were hushed whispers from some and pointing to the two new girls.
"I would like to inform everybody on some wonderful news" the headmaster said and he smiled gleefully at all the house tables.
"I have the pleasure of informing as said before, on two new students" the last part was followed with cheers. Was everybody so happy here?
"First to get sorted, would Miss Evans please step up here" it was a little more like a statement as Lily walked up to him from Ket's side. Dumbledore pointed to a stool as a hint to sit on it. Right after she did he plopped an old looking hat on her head. It spoke.
"Hmm. A little childish, playful more like it, smart, very smart. you'd do good in Ravenclaw. But you have more to you than brains. Very brave. You'd do best in…Gryffindor!" it screamed and only one table cheered this time. Dumbledore lifter the hat off her head and pushed her in the direction of the table that was currently cheering. She sat at the end and looked afraid of the people around her, then looked up at Ket.
"next would have to be Miss Reabold" he announced and Ket walked up to the stool and plopped down smiling. Dumbledore place the hat on her head then too.
"What's this? Different last name, but same blood as another student. How about their house then?" it whispered the last part to her.
She looked confused for a second, then she spotted a well known face out in the crowd. Her cousin, Severus Snape. She looked at him then to Lily in horrible realization.
"well?" the hat whispered to her.
"no, no, no, no, no, no, anything but him. Please please please" she begged the hat.
"I wouldn't blame you young one. You are very different from your blood. Actually the opposite. Which means you should be put in…Gryffindor!" it screamed and her cousin threw her a look of distaste.
"thank god" Ket said as she went to go walk to Lily. But something stopped her. Something that a girl sitting next to her cousin said.
"I can't believe that wretched thing you be related to you."
Ket instead walked over to her. The girl looked up at her with disgust and said very snobbishly.
"what do you want?"
"would you please repeat what you said before?" Ket asked as nicely.
"I said," the girl repeated, "I can't believe you would be related to that wretched thing, or when I said to you, 'get a life', oops sorry I didn't say that yet. Get a life" she said and grinned smugly at Ket as if she had won. But, her cousin on the other hand looked horrified, knowing his cousin like he did, he knew she would take things to drastic measures.
"oh really? Cause I got life, mother' Ket began to sing. In the background you could see Lily running to her knowing what's about to happen.
"I
got laughs, sister
I got freedom, brother
I got good times,
man"
at each word she stepped up until she was on the table looking at the girl.
"I
got crazy ways, daughter
I got million-dollar charm, cousin
I
got headaches and toothaches
And bad times too
Like you"
Then all hell broke loose as she began to walk down the table. Not noticing anything in her path. Instead she danced and sang.
I
got my hair
I got my head
"I got my brains
I got my
ears
I got my eyes
I got my nose
I got my mouth
I got my
teeth"
She did little movements now and then.. Lily grabbed some people from her table in rush explanation and asked them to help her to clear her path as the girl danced. That was at the moment what lily and a couple of Gryffindor were doing at the moment, making sure Ket didn't brake anything in her path by moving the plates, cups, utensils, etc. to the Hufflepuff table, which was the nearest table.
"I
got my tongue
I got my chin
I got my neck
I got my tits
I
got my heart
I got my soul
I got my back
I got my ass"
At the word ass she bent over and slowly retreated up in what she saw in Hair. The boy sure did mind though, he clapped.
"I
got my arms
I got my hands
I got my fingers
Got my legs
I
got my feet
I got my toes
I got my liver
Got my blood"
She pulled up a random first year and started dancing with him.
"I got my guts "
She pushed the boy back into a group of his friends, who caught him.
"I
got my muscles
I got life
Life
Life
Life! unlike you"
She sang the last part as she grabbed onto the chandelier above the table and swung it. She then bowed and hopped off the table as the Slytherin's sat speechless, while the rest of the hall erupted in applause and cat calls. Even Dumbledore smiled and chuckled a bit at the actions.
"this will not be a boring year, certainly not." he smiled and applauded too.
The rest of the feast was mostly people walking up to Lily and Ket and laughing congratulating them on showing up a Slytherin. Except the Slytherin's and a group of four boys, who were watching with interest.
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So what did you guys think? Like it? Hate it? Well please read and review and tell me. I will be updated rather quickly. At least two chapters a week. Oh and if you were wondering, that little scene was from the movie Hair. Since they're in the 60's don't you think they'd love that movie? I do and it's the year 2006.
Well, until next chapter.
Peace.
