Author's Note: This is a song parody I made a few months ago (based on "Make a Man (Out of You)" from Disney's Mulan). I hope this is to everyone's liking!
(Zelda)
Let's get down to business
To defend Hyrule
I asked for a hero
Did they send me fools?
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a Link
Out of you
Graceful as a Zora
And strong as Gorons
In our time of darkness,
You wil bring the dawn
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow, I'll make a Link
Out of you
(Toon Link) I'm never gonna get a break
(Ravio) Please don't take away my money
(Ocarina Link) Why did I choose to snooze for seven years?
(Narrator) How much more can our hero take?
(Linkle) Hope she doesn't see right through me
(Young Link) Now I really wish I brought my bunny ears
Be a Link
You must be brave like the man in green
Be a Link
With all the strength of a desert lord
Be a Link
With all the brains of a ruling queen
Mysterious as the hidden Master Sword
Time is racing toward us
Cia's on her way
Get yourself in order
Or you'll die today
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a Link out of you?
Be a Link
You must be brave like the man in green
Be a Link
With all the strength of a desert lord
Be a Link
With all the brains of a ruling queen
Mysterious as the hidden Master Sword
