Urgot was having an unpleasant day. His trip to Demacia resulted in a dismemberment of his lower body, not to mention his other lower body which was his gigantic throbbing penis and so Urgot was like yo what the fuck and then garen kept screaming DEMACIA DEMACIA DEMACIA DEMMMAA - and then my boi Jarvan 4 was like dude what the fuck can you shot the fuck up for fuck's sake. Garen recoiled with his lovely prince's sudden outburst. JARVAN, YOU KNOW BETTER WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING LANGUAGE. Jarvan 4 was embarrassed so he threw his flag and used his spear to fly away. And so garen was lonely; he turned around to face the 3 pieces of Urgot (his body, lower body, and penis). Urgot cursed garen and then garen ulted but his aim was bad so the bigass sword falling out of the air killed Katarina who was hiding in the trees NOOOO KATARINA and the garen ran away to tell the teacher what happened but then Urgot was like oh no you don't and threw his Dildo hooks or whatever the fuck those are but they do a lot of dmg if you get e'd but luckily garen didn't get e'd so Urgot did like 3 dmg and garen escaped. Urgot's buddies came and sewed Urgot up but his penis couldn't be reattached so they gave him a giant metal leg instead, one that looked just like his other uglyass prosthetic legs. Also they gave him that retarded mask that makes him sound like he lives with autistic kids but not really. Anyways, Urgot wasn't in a good mood so he called his dad to tell him what happened but his dad didn't answer and then Urgot remembered what happened. His father dwelled in his memories as a man of sincere and noble stature. A man of chivalry and compassion. His father had taught Urgot the ways of righteousness, and proper respect for nature, until he left on his pilgrimage journey. And Urgot found out 7 minutes later what had happened. His father had died in an airplane on the Twin Tower bombings - his only final words were ALLHU ACKBAR, DEATH TO INFIDELS. Truly, a man who had the opportunity to die doing what he loved. Urgot's tears rolled down his cheek as he reminisced about his father. But time for reminiscing had passed long ago. The Demacians advanced upon Noxus from the western front. And so Urgot set out once again for the hunt. But then Zed killed him cuz Urgot's shield scales off of AP and nobody fucking builds AP on Urgot cuz none of his other abilities are ap like good job riot kudos to you for giving a champion an ap scaling when everything elevate is ad but then again look at Shen who the fuck is shen gonna protect by giving a ap scaling shield when shens a tank.
