A/n: Sorry if this isn't very good. Warning: This story contains a flamboyant cross-dressing guy, that could very likely be seen as a gay stereotype. I don't aim to offend you, the idea of Brook was inspired by Ranka from Ouran highschool host club, with a backstory and some elements created by me.

Sasha was inspired by what I want in fanfiction: cross-dressing girls, foreigner (preferably Russian for some strange reason), and physically strong girls

Also if anyone would like to draw a cover they're welcome to.

The story is typically centered around Sasha, and she talks with a thick Russian accent. I'm not going to go completely thick in typing it out, because it'd probably be a headache to read. Just keep this in mind. Look up Russian accents if you can't picture it. If there are missing words in the dialogue, this is the reason why.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Total drama island.


The camera turned on to show a pretty looking girl with long, crimson red hair. Her face was accented with make-up and she smiled brightly into the camera. It was until she opened her mouth that anyone would realize she's a man.

"Is this thing on?" He questioned with a deep voice. He coughed a few times to clear his throat. "Hi my name is Brook, and we want to be a part of your show!" His voice took on a higher pitch, an imitation of a girl voice. "When I say we, I mean me and little sis Sasha here!" He turned the camera to a bed with an albino girl sleeping on it.

The girl didn't have much for feminine features. She had short, choppy white hair splayed across the pillow. She was bundled up in a thick, heavy looking gray sweatshirt and black cargo pants. Honestly, if she wasn't labeled as 'little sis', she'd likely be mistaken for a boy.

"Psst! Psst" Brook said off-camera. "Sasha wake up! We're doing the audition!" Sasha grumbled and rolled over. Brook resulted in poking her in the side with a stick. "Wake up! Wake up! Wake up!" Brook chanted, while jabbing her side.

Sasha's eyes snapped open, revealing pinkish-red eyes. She gave a bone-chilling glare into the camera before she grabbed the stick and whacked the camera from his hands.

"My baby!" Brook shrieked. The camera was tipped sideways and showed footage of only Brook's pedicured feet and the underneath of the bed, but their voices could still be heard..

"Vhy are you vakin me up for zis?" a voice, most likely Sasha's, asked. Her accented voice held a very threatening edge."Ve have done zis same tape over fifty times"

"But I wanna make it perfect!" Brook whined. "We need to win so my glamorous self can be famous!"

"Is zere any actual point in making me join you?"

"I can't leave you here by yourself! You'll be so lonely without me!"

"You just vant bigger chance at vinning!"

"But I want to show the world my adorable little sister!"

"I am not adorable!"

The camera was picked up and pointed at Sasha's scowling face before she threw something at the camera. The camera fell once more, and the footage cut off.