Sick

Vy grins: "Hey everyone! Here's another oneshot for your little couple Envy and chibi-chan!"

Edward snaps: "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT A TODDLER IS TALLER THAN HIM?"

Vy sweatdrops: "I didn't even say all that…."

Envy rolls eyes: "He's just grumpy from that pm you got from a reviewer."

Vy smirks: "What? He's still angry that someone voted you guys to have a kid?"

Envy nods head.

Edward glares: "How can I not be angry about this? I'm a damn male, I don't understand why anyone writes stories of me giving birth! I understand the palmtree but not me!"

Vy rolls eyes: "Jeez calm down Ed, you act as if you're dying."

Envy: "You can die while giving birth though."

Edward: O.O

Envy looks as Vy: "You didn't tell him?"

Vy: "No since he would probably be panicking about it more." Looks over at Ed concerned: "Hey, you alright? Ed?" Waves hand infront of his face.

Edward faints.

Vy sweatdrops: O.O "Oh man!"

Envy picks up unconscious chibi and carries him to their room.

Vy: "Anyway, thanks to this one girl who I didn't catch her name, Envy and Ed have their child and it's a girl named Apathy!" ^^

Envy comes back out into the room with a little girl in his arms. The little girl had long black and green hair and golden eyes.

Apathy shyly looked at the reviewers and then hid her face in Envy's neck.

Que the 'awwww' from reviewers.

Envy grins: "She's a little shy around new people."

Edward comes back out as he rubs his head: "I swear you people are going to be the death of me."

Apathy hearing Edward's voice, reached out towards him making little whimpers.

Vy: "Looks like she wants her 'mommy'."

Edward glares at Vy for the name as he holds his daughter.

Apathy grips his shirt tightly: "Mwy mommy."

Envy smirks: "Looks like she's as possessive of Edo as much as me."

Vy: "Like Father like daughter."

Apathy looks back at reviewers: "Edvy nwo own chawacters from Fwullmetal Alchemwist or show."

Vy grins: "Nicely done Apathy! Now please enjoy and review!" Waves

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~At the Elrics~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cough, cough, cough, cough!

"Envy quit messing around and get up! I know you're not sick!" A boy with golden hair and eyes to match was glaring at his boyfriend who was in their bed, coughing.

The one called Envy, had black and green hair with amethyst eyes, pouted at the blond. "How cruel of you to think that I'm-" cough cough, "faking being sick o'chibi-chan."

Edward twitched at the name but gritted his teeth to hold back to start a yelling fit he was known for. He growled, "Envy cut it out, humunculi can't even get sick." Though he did go over to Envy and felt his forehead before taking it away quickly. He felt really warm which was strange since Envy was usually always cold. "Ok maybe you are sick. I'll go get some things for you so don't leave bed." He then left Envy as he went to the pharmacy to get some medicine. 'Hope this stuff can work on a homunculus.'

Though once he was back at the house did he remember a while ago that Envy bought him a costume and groaned. 'I'm probably going to regret this later.' Ed set down the medicine on the kitchen counter and looked in a closet seeing the gift Envy gave him and sighed. 'He is so lucky that I'm doing this.' He proceeded to get into the gift Envy got him.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Back in Envy's and Ed's room~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Envy was lying in their bed, still coughing. He was trying to figure out what was taking Ed so long. 'Where could chibi be and what's he doing?" He got out of bed and stumbled a bit as he left the room and proceeded to look for his little boyfriend in their house. Though he spotted him in the kitchen, he froze at what Edward was wearing.

Edward was wearing a short white dress that had a red cross in the middle of it and it reached to mid-thigh. He was wearing white stocking and white half inch heels and some white gloves that had frills on the ends. He was also wearing his hair down out of his braid while on top of his head was a small white hat that also had a red cross in the middle of it. His little chibi was dressed as a nurse! A sexy one at that. He licked his lips at the sight, his mouth watering.

Edward was making some soup for Envy, not noticing his boyfriend was in the kitchen as well. Though he gasped as he was pushed against the counter from behind making him lean over it. He looked behind him to see a lusting Envy. He gulped as he tried to get away but was held firmly by his hips against the counter still. "E-Envy! What the hell? Let go!"

Envy growled and pressed himself against the blond's backside leaned down next to his ear. "How can I when you're dressed like this? You're making me hotter Edo." His skin was burning more and he was slightly panting from the heat.

Ed could feel the heat radiating off of Envy and wondered what was wrong but couldn't think of anything. Then he gasped when Envy suddenly slipped his hand underneath the dress and fondled Edward's penis. He moaned as he bucked into the hand trying to get more friction.

Envy smirked as he also lifted the back of the dress up and pulled down his own skorts and without warning shoved right into Ed. Edward screamed as he bucked back against him and Envy thrusted even harder and faster into him. Edward was gripping the counter tightly so he wouldn't collapse from what Envy was doing to him but he rasped out moaning, "E-E-Envy~! Ah! S-S-Stop! We shouldn't be-! Ah! Doing this… You're still sick! Ah!"

Envy growled as he pumped Ed's cock faster and thrusted harder into him. "I don't care." He kept thrusting not caring if his hips were making Ed's hit the counter hard each time. He was sure his Edo would be sore. Edward screamed and moaned as Envy kept thrusting pulling on his cock and felt his end coming though he gasped when Envy left him and was about to protest when Envy suddenly spun him around and made him lie down on counter and reentered Edward.

Edward yelped as he felt Envy reenter him without warning but soon started moaning when Envy started hitting his prostate once more. "AH! E-Envy I-I-I'm gonna-!" Envy grabbed the base of his cock to prevent Edward from releasing. Ed groaned in want and pain from being denied which made Envy chuckle. "I'm not finished Edo. I don't want to stop anytime soon." He thrusted harder and harder into Ed as he picked up speed which Ed tried to keep up with but couldn't and let Envy just have his way with him.

He soon started whimpering and blushed harder when Envy was teasing the slit on his cock. "E-E-Envy please!" Envy looked down at Edward mesmerized at the sight he was seeing. The hat Ed had worn had fallen off which made his hair flare out around in a halo and he was blushing an adorable shade of red which was too much for Envy. He picked up Edward, still inside him as he carried him to their room and pinned him to the bed and turned Ed over once more, onto his hands and knees and thrusted harder making him scream.

Ed was feeling hot as he was getting closer to the edge. "E-E-Envy! Please! I-I-I need-!" Envy started stroking his member, harder which made Edward finally release, spraying cum on the sheets of the bed. He panted as he collapsed on his stomach while Envy kept pounding away in him.

Envy grunted as he saw Ed's submissive, relaxed body and released in his chibi as he panted as well. Though he smirked when he managed to pick up Ed, slightly and crawled under him. While Ed was still relaxed from the afterglow, Envy shoved back into his body making him gasp as Envy bounced Ed up and down on his cock. Envy smirked as Ed started moaning and gasping once more. He drawled in his ear nipping it as he kept bouncing Ed on him, "I told you I didn't want to stop chibi. Though you do a fantastic job as a nurse to make the sick feel better."

Ed blushed at that but couldn't make a comeback as Envy kept hitting his prostate making him scream in pleasure. "ENVY! FASTER! H-HARDER!" Envy obliged as he then pushed Edo on his back and lifted his legs over his shoulders and thrusted deeper into his alchemist and thrusting harder as well. Ed moaned and screamed louder and louder. He gripped the sheets in his hands and tried to keep his movements in sync with Envy but lost the fight and let Envy take over.

Envy kept thrusting into his blond chibi as he neared his end and gripped Ed's legs as he pulled out making Ed whimper from being denied of release. He chuckled as he smirked. "Don't worry Edo. You'll enjoy this." He got off the bed and stood next to it as he dragged Edo on the sheets towards him on the edge making said blond confused as he panted. Then Envy grabbed Edward's legs once more, roughly and thrusted into him as he was still standing making Edward gasp in surprise as he panted heavily. Envy thrusted harder, this position easier to hit Ed's prostate and go even deeper in him.

Edward bucked with Envy's movements and whimpered as he felt his release coming. "E-Envy! I-I-I'm gonna-!"

Envy growled as he leaned down, nipping Ed's lobe as he kept thrusting. "Cum for me chibi." Edward screamed as he climaxed and collapsed on his back. He was breathing heavily as he closed his eyes, on the verge of unconsciousness. Envy chuckled as he kept thrusting into Ed making him gasp and blush seeing Envy hadn't released yet. He looked up at the now smirking humunculus and gulped at seeing the look of lust and knew he was in for a long night.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Six hours and Four climaxes later~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"E-E-Envy! Stop! I-I can't take much more!"

Edward begged as his arms were tied to the headboard of the bed on his knees and Envy was pounding away behind him. His neck and chest were covered in hickeys made by Envy and some even around his inner thighs. There was also some cum on his stomach from their early activities that hadn't stopped and Edward was now sore and sensitive in his entrance and his abused penis.

He was blindfolded as he tried to struggle out of the bondage Envy put him in as the hours past with them being in so many other positions.

He panted and whimpered in pain as Envy kept hitting his prostate. "ENVY! Please!" He moaned as he felt Envy pump him and just a few strokes made him cum but it had lessened after the many climaxes he's had.

Envy growled as he released in Edward and finally to Ed's relief did he come out of Ed and untied his wrists and Ed flopped down on the sheets, unconscious. Envy chuckled at the defenseless chibi and untied his blindfold as well and covered the blond under the blankets. He strolled over to the kitchen seeing the bowl of soup was still where it was before their 'fun' had started. He opened on of the cabinets and smirked as he took out something hidden behind all the other spices and bottles in there.

"Edo should be more careful when using the spices in my food. He actually put aphrodisiac in it…Not that I'm complaining. I'll keep it here for now in case I want to do this again only he'll take it this time." He licked his lips at the thought of his alchemist being so horny and pleading for more sex. He put the aphrodisiac back where it was and proceeded back to where Ed was, moving under the covers and falling asleep next to Edo while smirking at his plan to make Edward take it for breakfast in the morning for more.

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Vy: "Hope you all liked it!" ^^

Edward: "WHAT THE HELL? YOU MADE ENVY DO THAT TO ME!"

Vy: "What? It was fun and don't tell me you didn't enjoy it. How else do you think Apathy came to be?"

Edward blushed as Envy smirks at reading the story.

Apathy was deeply sleeping in her crib, drooling a bit, not having heard Edward's loud yelling.

Vy smirks: "She is soo your daughter. You're also hard to wake up Ed."

Edward glares.

Vy turns to reviewers: "I hope you enjoyed this story so please review and tell me what you think. It would make me happy since I haven't written lemons in a while." Waves