Leia : Not again! Why the Force can't I fly this stupid thing?!
Chewie : *Calm down*
Luke : Careful, Leia. I think you've hurt Chewie's feelings.
Artoo : Beep beep (I hope not)
Luke : Nobody asked for your imput, Artoo.
Artoo : Beep beep (Sorry. Nervous)
Luke : Yeah, me too.
Leia : Oh, that's just great. Half of the controls don't even work. And the hyperdrive switch is broken. No hyperdrive?! How are we going to get anywhere in this rusty relic?
Chewie : *You're lucky Han didn't hear that*
Leia : Don't you threaten me!
Luke : Hey, does anybody know where we are?
Artoo : Beep beep (No. Are we lost?)
Luke : Well...
Leia : Yes. We are lost.
Chewie : *Han wouldn't be lost)
Artoo : Beep beep (Han isn't here)
Chewie (sadly) : *I know*
C-3PO (entering the cockpit) : Oh dear, I hope we're not lost. I don't want to be lost. (notices everyone's annoyed expressions) Oh, did I say something wrong?
Luke (sarcastically) : Perfect timing, Threepio.
Chewie (excitedly) : *There it is!*
Leia : Do you have to correct everything anyone says?
Artoo : Beep beep (Yes, you're right)
Luke : What are you talking about, Artoo?
C-3PO : Hey, look! Princess! Over there!
Leia : What? Where?
C-3PO (excitedly) : Up ahead!
Luke : Hah! You're right! Good eye, Threepio!
Chewie (mutters under his breath)
Leia : Finally! Now let's just...(pauses in confusion) Oh, right. No hyperdrive.
Chewie (grunts)
Leia : Well, what do you suggest if you're so smart?
Chewie (slams against the bulkhead)
Millenium Falcon blasts into hyperdrive
C-3PO : Hurray! Now we're really moving!
Artoo : Beep (Fast)
C-3PO : We'll be there in no time.
Leia : Actually, we are.
C-3PO : We are? Oh, we're here.
Luke (sarcastically) : Brilliant observation.
C-3PO : Oh, you're welcome.
