A criminal minds X Big bang theory cross over
Spencer Reid frowned, as he looked at his watch, Garcia was over 10 minutes late. They were suppose to be watching the new Doctor Who episode. Just then, there was a knock on the door. Spencer let out a sigh of relief as he looked through the peep hole. Low and behold it was Garcia. Spencer unlocked the door,turned the knob and opened the door. Garcia had a huge smile on her face, and was holding a huge plate of cookies.
"Garcia," Spencer acknowledged as he tapped his foot impatiently. "do you have any idea what time it is? Doctor Who started ten minutes ago!"
"I'm sorry! I was having car trouble," Garcia defended as she stepped into his apartment. Spencer slammed the door shut once she entered. Garcia cringed at the sound. "Well, I told you to get a DVR, but no, you have to be a technophobic."
Spencer rolled his eyes at the colorfully dressed Penelope Garcia. "Well, you should get a watch and learn to be on time." Spencer spat.
Garcia gasped, "Reid! That hurt," she said in a pitiful tone as she set down the plate of cookies on the coffee table. Spencer smirked at the the technical analyst and plopped down on his couch. He went to reach for a cookie, but Garcia slapped his hand.
"Hey!" he protested.
Garcia sat down on the couch, trying to regain her composure. She flattened out her shirt and shrugged. "Okay, you may take one now."
Cautiously, Spencer reached for the plate and quickly snatched a cookie. He nibbled on it as he flipped on the T.V to Doctor Who.
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"Come on Leonard!" Sheldon Cooper said as he impatiently bounced up and down waiting for his best friend to finish making popcorn. Sheldon quickly walked over to the coffee table turned on Doctor Who and sat down in his spot.
"Hang on," Leonard said as he waited for the popcorn to finish popping. The microwave beeped and Leonard opened it by the handle. He took the popcorn out, opened it and poured it into the big blue bowl he had sitting on the counter. Leonard grabbed the bowl and walked over to the big leather chair he always sat in. He set the popcorn on the coffee table and took a handful of the snack.
"You know, out of all the Doctors, Matt Smith's portrayal has to be my favorite reincarnation." Sheldon stated.
"Really?" Leonard asked, intrigued that his usually critical friend was actually going to give someone a compliment
"Oh yes, he reminds me of...well me. Very smart, even though the doctor is always smart, but in a more witty, funny way." Sheldon said, in all seriousness.
Leonard started at him. "When have you ever been funny?"
"When I say 'Bazinga'. That is so people know I was joking,since I'm so funny.." Sheldon said as laughed his 'Sheldon Cooper' laugh that sounded more like the hiccups than laughing. Leonard rolled his eyes at the theoretical physicist. He learned it was best just to ignore Sheldon's little characteristics of his delusional then, there was a knock on the door.
"Sheldon!" The person on the other side of the door screamed, it was Penny.
"Nice, what did you do this time?" Leonard asked as he got up and answered the door. He unlocked the door and opened it, to see the young actress, looking very angry.
Penny held up a shirt, that looked as though it was for a baby. "He put my clothes in the dryer after I had been done washing them in the washer,"
"They were taking up the washer, you hadn't moved them so I did it for you," Sheldon said casually.
Penny walked into the apartment, without being invited in. "Yeah come in?" Leonard mumbled.
"You had no right to do so Sheldon! I washed them in cold water!" Penny shouted.
"Why on earth would you do that? That would just shrink them,resulting in the baby clothes you are now holding," Sheldon stated. Penny thoughtfully chewed on her lip. Sheldon gasped in realization, "You want them to shrink so that they will be tight on your body," Leonard was shaking his head at Sheldon being so forward.
"So? What if I do?" Penny asked as she glared at Sheldon.
"Well, that would suggest that you are just seeking attention by the opposite sex, most likely for coitus," Sheldon said as he sat back in his spot.
Penny's jaw dropped open, she closed it, took in a deep breath then said, through a clenched jaw, "I'm with Leonard,"
"Did you know that..." Sheldon began.
"Don't," Penny said as she put up an index finger,cutting him off, "give me some fact about animals seeking attention or some crap while being with another mate." Sheldon went to open his mouth to talk, but Penny beat him to it, " Leave my clothes alone!" She turned on her heels, walked towards the door and slammed it behind her. Leonard cringed at the loud slam.
"You know, you really shouldn't have done that," Leonard said as he walked over to his chair and sat down.
Sheldon sighed, "I was just trying to do the social protocol, do the neighborly thing and help a friend," Sheldon said as nicely as he could.
"Well, you should have just told her to get her stuff out of the washer." Leonard said.
"That would require for me to go to her apartment and tell her," Sheldon explained.
"Yeah, so?"
Sheldon sighed, "You know how much I don't like to talk to people,"
Leonard looked up at his friend, his delusional friend, "Who are these lucky people?" Leonard asked, with a smirk on his face.
Sheldon glared at him,him eyes narrowed. "I have influenced many people, with my vast knowledge and understanding of pretty much everything,"
"Yeah, you have influenced a lot of people, influenced them to go psychotic," Leonard snorted. Sheldon glared at him again, he ignored him and turned back his attention to the T.V
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Spencer Reid sighed as he sat back against his couch.
"What's wrong junior G-man?" Garcia asked as she grabbed a cookie from the plate.
"I really want to go to Comic-Con this year, but I don't want to go by myself,"
Garcia thought as she took a bite of her cookie, "Well," she said then swallowed the bite. "I can go with,"
Spencer lit up, "Really?"
"Yeah, I have some vacation days saved up," Garcia informed.
"Great! Can you..."
"Get the tickets and get the plane tickets." Garcia said cutting off Spencer.
"Yeah," he answered, blinking at the technical analyst.
Garcia took another bite of her cookie, she chewed carefully and swallowed. "I am so excited," she squealed. "This is going to be so much fun,"
"Yeah it will be," Spencer said to his friend. "It will be nice to get away from cases of people killing each other."
"Ah, yes it will. It will be nice to get away from the computer, seeing those pictures of gore and violence," Garcia shuttered. "I can't wait to be around fun people."Spencer looked at her, with an eyebrow raised. Her eyes widened as she looked at him, realizing she had said something offencive. "No offence," she defended. "Not that you aren't fun, I just..."
Spencer held up a hand, "I know what you mean," the young man said.
Garcia laid a hand on his forearm, "Good," she said. She pursed her lips together as she patted him on the back using the hand that was on his forearm before. Once she finished patting him she placed her hand back on her lap. "I will get to buying the tickets for us," she said with a wide smile.
Spencer turned his attention back to the T.V. He couldn't wait for this, he needed it, and so did Garcia. Spencer knew his last vacation was exactly two years ago to the date. He was worn out and needed an adventure, an adventure to San Diego with his friend. He was sick of seeing body after body, city after city, trying to catch bad guys. It was exhausting. The vacation would clear his head and help him feel better after Mauve passing away.
A/N- My other stories, You Lie and All your life shall be updated soon! Hope you guys enjoyed the first chapter of this story! I'm not sure if this will end up as a crime/humor genre or will stay as a humor/adventure genre..I'm still not sure where to go with this...anyways, please review! :D
