Sonic's sad demise
Sonic died on his Birthday last Sunday
He was only sixteen years old.
He was on life support when the machines broke down and his lungs collapsed.
Everyone knew he was going to die.
He'd been on life support since 2006
What a shitty life.
He liked running and chili dogs and saving the world.
Too bad he never got to do much of those things
He hated fat men in aerial wheelchairs who wanted to take over the world
But most of all, he hated himself.
Sonic's depression might have helped him die.
We'll never know.
All we know is that he officially died of leg cancer
Oh the irony.
Sonic meant a lot to me
It sucks that he's dead
But that's okay.
I'll be with him soon.
Narwhale.
