Sonic's sad demise

Sonic died on his Birthday last Sunday

He was only sixteen years old.

He was on life support when the machines broke down and his lungs collapsed.


Everyone knew he was going to die.

He'd been on life support since 2006

What a shitty life.


He liked running and chili dogs and saving the world.

Too bad he never got to do much of those things

He hated fat men in aerial wheelchairs who wanted to take over the world

But most of all, he hated himself.


Sonic's depression might have helped him die.

We'll never know.

All we know is that he officially died of leg cancer

Oh the irony.


Sonic meant a lot to me

It sucks that he's dead

But that's okay.

I'll be with him soon.

Narwhale.