Prepare to PIE

By PuppySif

After having ventured throughout all of Lordran and battled and killed (and been killed by) a countless amount of demons, undead and creatures weak and powerful, tiny and colossal, the Chosen Undead had finally reached the Kiln of the First Flame and could put an end to Gwyn, the Lord of Cinder once and for all. He/she repaired his/her weapon and armour so that he/she wouldn't end up with very low durability when facing off against Gwyn, from all the lore surrounding the lord of sunlight that he/she had learned about, he would be a truly dangerous opponent.

After taking a deep breath and clutching his/her weapon and shield tightly, the Chosen Undead walked through the fog gate, determined to relight the First Flame. When he/she entered the cave where the flame was found, he/she only saw the lightless bonfire and the darkness surrounding it, Gwyn was nowhere in sight.

The Chosen Undead became confused, he/she was told that the Lord of Cinder would be guarding the bonfire yet he/she couldn't see him anywhere near it. Could he have left the First Flame and gone into hiding, did he fade into nothingness or was he simply hiding within the shadows, waiting to launch a sneak attack on the Chosen Undead?

He/she looked in all directions to make sure Gwyn wouldn't deliver the killing blow, his/her shield and weapon doing the same. He/she couldn't hear any breathing nor a single eerie undead moan, only silence.

The Chosen Undead started to feel nervous as he/she slowly made his/her way to the bonfire, still pointing his/her weapon in every single direction as he/she did so. When he/she got to the bonfire he/she still couldn't hear any footsteps nor did he/she hear a battle roar, the cave was still silent, but the Chosen Undead, still suspicious, continued to look around.

After having about five minutes awaiting the Lord of Cinder's appearance, he/she decided to put away his/her shield slowly moved his/her now empty hand towards the stick in the middle of the bonfire. Before he/she could touch the stick however, a cheery and hyperactive pink pony appeared. It's mane and tail were very poofy and on both it's flanks were three balloon symbols.

"SURPRISE!" It yelled at the top of it's lung in a really high pitched voice.

The Chosen Undead could hardly believe what he/she was seeing, surly this had to be his/her tiredness from all the adventuring talking.

"I'm Pinkie Pie and I come from Ponyvile, what's your name?" the pink pony asked with a big smile.

From the sound of the pony's voice, the Chosen Undead determined that it was a female. After having managed to process what was happening, he/she told her his/her name.

"That's a nice name, I'm so happy to meet you." Pinkie squeaked with joy as she pulled out a huge blue cannon from her mane and slammed it onto the ground.

"This calls for a PARTY!" the pony yelled as the cannon fired a fiery bowling bowl at the Chosen Undead, sending him/her flying towards the wall of the cave at a ridiculous speed. After hitting the wall, he/she then fell onto the ground and faded away with a 'You Died' message appearing at his/her spot.

Pinkie Pie stood there dumbfounded as she thought, I really need to fix that cannon.

The End, toodles ^_^


Hi everyone, I was pretty bored so I decided to write this wonderful short story for you all. Hope you all enjoyed it.

Anyways, MLP:FIM is owned by Hasbro and Lauren Faust while the Dark Souls games are owned by FromSoftware.