Word Count: 590

Disclaimer: Ouran belongs to Hatori Bisco.

Author's Note: I was bored. Fine, sue me. I can't think of a better title either. Italicized words are in 'Italian'.


Wrong Direction


Saturday morning - 9:00 AM

"There's nothing to do," Kaoru said, faning himself with his hand.

"Nobody's here to be toyed with," Hikaru added, slumping on his chair.

They both sunk lower. "Such a boring day."

"Ah! Why don't we go call Kyouya-senpai?" Kaoru suggested, a grin forming on his face.

Hikaru's reaction stayed the same. "And why should we do that?"

"Because... he's in Italy," was the younger twin's response.

Hikaru pouted, "So you want to go to Italy?" Kaoru nodded.

The older twin rubbed his chin. "Are you sure you don't just want to go to see Kyouya-senpai?" he teased.

Kaoru blushed. "Hikaru! Saying things like that..."

The older chuckled. "I was just joking. Sorry."

"Anyway, I have you," the younger said, crossing his arms. "So I don't need Kyouya-senpai."

"So...?" they chorused.

An awkward silence surrounded them. They looked at each other as if they were able to tell what the other was thinking of just by merely staring.

They snickered.

"Let's go to Italy!" they both cheered.

Two hours later, they headed for their jet. Riding a normal airplane would just be a waste of time, they thought. So, why not ride something faster?


The smell of pasta, pizza, and other different scents, the extraordinary structures...

"It's Italy!" they cheered.

"It's a good thing we came prepared," Hikaru breathed a sigh of relief. "I'm too lazy to do all those trivial things by myself."

Kaoru sighed. "You mean the hotel arrangements? I made the reservations. You could at least thank me for it," he pouted.

"Sorry, Kaoru. You just look so cute when you're all pouty like that," Hikaru said in a mellow tone, caressing his brother's chin.

Now, you see, fangirls do not only exist in Japan. Their population is all over the world. And of course, there would also be fangirls in Italy.

"Kyaaa!" screamed some random Italian girls. "Forbidden brotherly love!!"

The twins looked at them with strange looks. "I can't understand a thing they're saying..." they said, not changing expression.

A shadow came from behind, an evil aura surrounded it. "The twins don't do these for free, ladies."

Everyone took a look at the person; he had a sly smirk on his face.

The twins were the most surprised. "KYOUYA-SENPAI?!"

They both released some tears, and went on to glomp his arms. "We didn't understand a thing you just said, but... we found you!"

"Ah? I don't remember playing hide-and-seek," Kyouya said jokingly, pushing his glasses up to the bridge of his nose.

"How'd you know we were here, anyway?" Kaoru asked, feeling curious.

Kyouya smiled. "I was having tea at a shop nearby, and happened to spot a large group of girls crowding in one place. I was curious, so I decided to check it out," he explained.

"Even though we're not in school, we can still earn some profit from this, don't you think?" he chuckled.

The twins huddled up in some place a few meters away from Kyouya. "Hey, didn't we come here to toy with Kyouya-senpai?" Hikaru asked. "It's going completely the wrong direction!"

"What are you two chattering about, may I ask?" the shadow king intruded with a smirk.

They both looked at him terrified. "N-n-nothing..."

"Well then, shall we go look for more customers?" he continued on, not minding their expressions.

"We'll never be able to escape this," they said, shaking in fear.

Kaoru shivered. "We're being toyed with."

Hikaru bit his lip. "This is Kyouya-senpai we're talking about…"

"The shadow king!"


Author's Note: I still suck at description. :| Kyouya is so awesome, ne?