It was another day at The Two Missy Mall.

The Mall Police Gang (Which was Roy, Ike,Young Link,Female Villager,Two Zebstrikas,Yung Hee Tyson,Daphne Blake,Ragna the Bloodedge,Captain Toad,Yamcha and Abridged Yamcha) were snoozing like the incompotent lazy idiots they were.

That was when The crime alert went off...which was promptly smashed by Yamcha,allowing everyone to continue sleeping.

"GET OFF YOUR LAZY (BLEEP)ES BEFORE I FIRE YOU!" Emperor Palpatine,their boss,roared angrily.

They all got up and ran off to stop the crime.

Dark Pit and Lucas,members of the Hot Topic Krew,were stealing CDs.

The store owner,Abridged Cell,walked in and noticed this.

"Seriously?" He sighed.

That was when The Mall Police Gang arrived,running over the villanous CD seller.

"Stop in the name of justice." Zebstrika 1 exclaimed.

"Why if it isn't the idiots who weren't good enough to get into The Multiverse Police Crew." Lucas eyerollred.

The Mall Police Gang sobbed and collasped on the floor.

Dark Pit and Lucas blinked twice in confusion before running off.

Emperor Palpatine facepalmed.