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Carlisle Pov

I sighed as looked at my two daughters, Alice and Bella.

This had not been what I expected when we returned from our weekend hunting trip.

With the exception of Alice, who had elected to stay behind to watch Bella, our family had decided to take an extended weekend to go hunting in the Rockies. We had left Thursday evening and returned Monday morning.

To find a vampire Bella intimately involved with Alice on the living room couch.

After we startled the two women, who still believed it had been Thursday, apart, Edward had fled to Denali heartbroken. Jasper had congratulated the two, as he and Alice had merely pretended to be together so as to keep humans away from him at school.

And now I was tasked with trying to figure out just what the hell had happened to turn Bella into a vampire, when the two had apparently never even realized it, being in mating frenzy, basically the honeymoon phase of mated vampires.

"So you didn't bite Bella?" I asked Alice.

She shook her head. "No, at least not until she bit me," she indicated the mating bite on her shoulder. I knew Bella would have a matching one on hers.

"And you didn't realize she had become a vampire?"

Again she shook her head.

"Bella, did you notice you were a vampire?" I asked my other daughter.

"No. Not until you came home anyway," she said softly, and I knew she'd be blushing if she was still human.

"Do you have any idea how this happened?" Alice asked.

I sighed, as I did indeed have one theory, but I knew it would be embarrassing to speak of. "Am I right in assuming that Bella was human when you..." I cleared my throat, "...started?"

Both nodded, somewhat embarrassed.

"Alice, did you have an...an orgasm, when Bella performed...cunnilingus on you?"

Alice nodded.

"What does this have to do with how I became a vampire?" Bella asked, and I could clearly tell that, were she still human, she would be beet red.

"Well, as the only fluids our bodies produce is venom, any...liquids you ingested from Alice would be venom. And although our venom is typically injected into a persons veins, in theory, if you ingested enough venom, your body would absorb it and you would be turned."

The two girls started at me in shock before Alice said, "Are you saying that Bella was turned into a vampire, by sex?"

"Essentially."

"That still doesn't explain why we didn't realize I was turning," Bella pointed out. "I mean, isn't the change supposed to be painful?"

"I have a theory about that as well, but I have no proof to back it up," I said.

"What is it Carlisle?" Alice asked.

"Well, when a person is bitten, it's usually under painful, violent circumstances. I believe this translates into the the change, making it even more painful. As you were turned during a...pleasurable experience..."

"It translated to my change," Bella finished.

Alice grinned. "That would explain why you orgasmed so so much," she said with a grin. "And I thought it was my expert skill."

"Alice," Bella hissed, even more embarrassed. "Carlisle is right here."

Alice laughed. "Get used to it Bella, there is zero privacy in a vampire house."

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I was bored. And it was an idea that I've thought of before, so I just decided to write it out. The title comes from a nickname for orgasms.

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