From a song shuffle challenge on Live Journal (Accidentally In Love by Counting Crows).
DOES NOT OWN NARUTO.
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Accidentally In Love.
After several exceptionally large explosions and several tons of rock falling onto his body, Hidan shuffled his way back to the surface. In the true person coming back to life cliché scene, he punched his hand through the soil and did the same with the other until he was able to push himself out of his grave. He gasped heavily for air with the sole desire that kill the one that had put him to his grave, Nara Shikamaru. He spat out the soil, wiping it away from his face before standing upright again.
"I'm going to kill that fucking bastard".
Yamato broke away from the rescue party, insisting to Kakashi that he could go to look for the missing Shikamaru. He made his way to the clearing where Shikamaru had attempted to dispose of Hidan; he quietly prepared himself for when he would find Shikamaru and more importantly in case his opponent was still alive.
"You son-of-a-bitch", he smiled sinisterly at the wood user.
Yamato made several hand seal; he manipulated his wood to pin the Akatsuki member down onto the ground.
"Let me go, you fucking bastard!"
Yamato kneeled down towards him and whispered seductively in his ear, "That's no way to speak to me, Hidan-kun". (Well maybe I'm in love.)
"What the fuck? Who the hell are you?" he continued kicking in an attempt to squirm his way out of Yamato's choke hold.
"Don't speak".
Hidan then promptly passed out; the hours flew by until the following morning arrived. Yamato had removed his wooden handcuffs and was sleeping peacefully next to Hidan.
"What the fuck?" Hidan jumped up after realising that he was 100% naked and alone in a forest within the depths of Konoha.
"You don't remember?" (Come on, come one, 'cause everybody's after love.)
"Do I look like I'd fucking remember?"
Yamato chuckled to himself, "I hoped you would remember you were pretty memorable".
"Fuck!" Hidan grabbed his Akatsuki cloak to end his bodily expose at Yamato.
Yamato leaned in and kissed him passionately and winked at him, "Indeed, we did". (We're accidentally in love.)
