20 Things Harry Potter shouldn't do at Hogwarts
Summary: Self explanatory
Chapter One
If a student falls asleep (namely Ron), I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
Not allowed to take a small group of Gryffindors and Slytherins down to the Chamber of Secrets.
Draco Malfoy is not a Vampire and I should not treat him as such.
I am not allowed to make a Hogwarts Fight Club.
I will not convince Muggle-born first years that Pokemon are real and are running wild on the grounds.
I will not convince Hagrid that Pokemon are real and are running wild on the grounds.
I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination.
I am not allowed to buy the House Elves of Hogwarts and paint them different colors.
Not allowed to owl Wizard of Oz themed letters to Death Eaters and Voldemort.
I will not Bungee Jump off the Astronomy Tower when I am bored.
Not allowed to turn Draco Malfoy into a great, bouncing ferret.
Not allowed to impersonate Slytherins to get into their Common Room.
Not allowed to make a sign that says, "COME TO THE DARK SIDE, WE HAVE COOKIES!" and post it in the Common Room.
I am not a pimp and should not claim otherwise.
I will not say Hermione is my hoe and pimp her out.
Not allowed to accuse Lucius Malfoy of being a pimp.
Not allowed to make an Evil Overlord list and send it to Voldemort.
Not allowed to buy pimp canes, whips, chains or hand cuffs and give them to Hermione for Christmas or her birthday.
I will not sing 'We're off to see the wizard' when being sent to Dumbledore's office.
Not allowed to get drunk and appear at the front gates, wearing Slytherin robes.
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