Disclaimer:
Me: I own everything to this laptop to Spongebob! Wooh!
Bobert: *Glare* Sarah.
Me: Yes? *innocent*
Bobert: Tell them the truth.
Me: *sob* I don't own Spongebob.
Bobert: And? *Waits*
Me: And this laptop is my cousin's. OKAY, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?
Bobert: Yes.
Holy. Shit.
And the adventures of Spongebob and Patrick!!!!
One evening, Spongebob and Patrick were making out as usually…..I MEAN, playing Mermaid and Barnacle Man (*wink wink* *nudge nudge*) When Spongebob got super bored.
"Why don't we do something fun, Pat?" Spongebob looked down with something bulging in his pants. "I'm twenty-five. I don't want to lose my virginity yet!"
Patrick was so very sad. "Spongebob. If you love me you will do this…..It feels sooo good………"
OKAY WAIT A SECOND. UMMMMMMM THIS REALLY ISN'T APPROPIATE. UMM. HOW ABOUT THIS…………….
Sponge was walking home from work as he saw Patrick sitting out on his front lawn doing nothing.
"Hey buddy," he yelled!
Patrick, looking thrilled as ever, waved at Spongebob. "OH. EHM. GEE. I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU!!!!"
Spongebob ran up to him and was looking stunned. "No. Way. What about me!?"
Patrick thought for a moment, "Um. I forget."
Spongebob laughed manically. "That is dreadfully amazing."
Patrick was all like "O_______________________________________O"
Spongebob smirked and randomly pulled out some blunts packed with weed and some whiskey. "Wanna get high and drunk?"
Patrick, looking around cautiously, spoke in a whisper, "Is it that good kind?"
"Oh yeaaahhhhh. Fucking Pineapple Express, baby."
PINEAPPLE EXPRESS? I KNOW IT'S A MOVIE AND STUFF BUT IS THAT EVEN REAL. LET'S TRY THIS……DAMN……
Spongebob, scared as hell, was running around in circles, screaming his head off. Patrick, hearing the noise, ran out and started running around and screaming too.
Spongebob stopped and took a breather. "The…..boogie….man….." He breathed hard.
Patrick screamed and cried. "NOT THE BOOGIEMAN. WHAT DID HE DO!?"
"He….felt me up……"
"What did he touch!?" Patrick yelled in rage.
"MY DICK!!!" Spongebob yelled back.
"HELL NO. THAT DICK IS MINE TO SUCK AND FUCK."
YOU KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS SHIT.
THE END (:
(A/N: I get bored. I have no idea what this was. Review!?)
